Thread: Manwiches

Was gonna revive Koojo's classic old thread, but its been shagged by Photobucket.

So im startin a fresh with this

The ham hayward 'n bacon

Yum. Double up and I'll be round in 5.

Luigi manwiched between me and Dillinger .

Originally Posted by Luigi

I'll be round in 5.

Think I'll pass actually. Cheers.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Luigi manwiched between me and Dillinger

Hmm, off to check the urban dictionary

This is how ya do it ya little 4 slice sissy.

https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/1659...18-incher.html (Luigi's 18 incher.)

Originally Posted by Luigi

This is how ya do it ya little 4 slice sissy.

https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/1659...18-incher.html (Luigi's 18 incher.)

Why do I have a feeling that's an 18 month bump?

Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.

Hefty mature cheddar slices, tomatoes sliced thick, good real proper carved ham... several slices.

Toast the dooorsteps of bread, put all ingredients on bottom slice, piled high, butter is optional, add optional pickle/brown sauce of choice. Lay on top slice of toast then push down hard, squashing your sandwich into a manageable height to fit in your mouth. It stays intact, and you get an intense flavour.

Brown or granary best.

Pickled olives, onions, beetroot or gherkins on the side.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.

Sandwiches can illustrate some of the bigger differences between Brits and Yanks.

We go for more like this.

You do realise Dill is piss taking I hope.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Sandwiches contain cucumber, have the crusts cut off and are served at about 4 pm, especially if the vicar is coming for tea.

This is an MANwich thread , not a soppybollocks Neveffeminate gayboy poncy crustless cucumber filled quartered cricketers snack thread

Originally Posted by pseudolus

MANWICH - a can of sloppy Joes for the really lazy merkin.

Ya beat me to it...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

High Fructose Corn Syrup

Lovely.

But now it's available with a full serving of vegetables:

I had fond memories of Manwich, so when I ran across a can in villa, I bought one.
It must have been an early childhood memory, cause it tasted like sugar mixed with a can of shite chili.

Memory frigged again....

Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?

Tops has them...

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Where does one get Walkers crisps in Thailand?

They are to be found all over the shop, but typically not in the tourist areas or 7/11.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The ham hayward 'n bacon

How about replacing your square ham slices with something like this?

Hmmm...
Classy.

The "master butcher" didn't have any in stock.



Terms of Reference

Master Butcher : Dodgy aussie selling various meat found out the back of the vets in Big C's car park to people looking for a bargain.
In Stock : under the seat of his Honda Wave.

Virginia ham on sale at Foodand by Thai/German meats every day. Both fatty and lean.. So nice sliced thin, with a nice slab of cheese on top... Cant believe the photos with processed ham when real ham is available right here at multiple locations.

^^^^...lovely...

^ Yup. I'd shag it.

Fancied a bit of a snack, and was inspired by Dilly's fine creation.

Unfortunately, I too was surrounded by nothing but the cheapest and cruddiest products known to man.



Farmhouse brushed with olive oil and shoved under the grill for 5 minutes.



Didn't even have the only edible Lay in the house (the blue sour cream and onion).... Fuxin' 'original'. :/


And stay away from Betago Ham slices, unless you like your ham to be thick, chewy and possessing the characteristics of a flattened bouncy ball.


Absolutely horrid in every way that was. Cheers Dill.