Thread: Manwiches

Originally Posted by tomcat

...a sandwich for more refined tastes: a) the ingredients: half a multi-grain baguette from Paul, cream cheese, capers, red onion, black pepper, 100 grams smoked salmon with chopped chili, lime...
b) slice the bread...
c) apply the cream cheese generously...
d) grind black pepper onto the cream cheese...
e) sprinkle about 2 teaspoons of capers over the cream cheese...
f) add rings of red onion...
g) layer the salmon onto the cream cheese...
h) juice half a lime (or more) over the salmon...
i) close and enjoy with a (mostly) green salad dressed with a light vinaigrette...

...very satisfying...

trying a bit too hard methinks... you're supposed to eat it not put your dick in it

I'd put my dick in that all day long, good effort TopCat

Originally Posted by Neo

trying a bit too hard methinks... you're supposed to eat it not put your dick in it

...I understand your confusion: a very tempting sandwich...

Originally Posted by Neo

you're supposed to eat it not put your dick in it

I don't know...it is nice and pink.

Too bad I'm not a big fan of salmon though...I'll just pretend it's pastrami.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

On cream cheese? I don't think pastrami would work...

good point...bleu cheese and pastrami it is then.

Originally Posted by SKkin

I'll just pretend it's pastrami

...because pastrami is good for dickin'...

^Are you dickin around...?

Full tin of John West tuna on this bad boy today...



Had to take out the fluffy bread inside and make a trough to fit the contents in.

Next time just cut back on the contents

Quick n sleazy football snack.

BLT on a BUN! Sacrilege I cry!

It's a homosexual thing.

Originally Posted by Luigi

It's a homosexual thing.

I'm guessing TC wouldn't approve. The ciabatta buns from Tops are spectacular in their BLT foundation building....

And I'm hoping, beyond hope there's mayo on that sandwich, not butter.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm hoping, beyond hope there's mayo on that sandwich, not butter.

Thanks, that really made me laugh.


Yeah, Tops do alright ciabattas, cheap too, something like 39thb.


Usually pick one up if we're having pasta, or I'm having a box of wine.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm guessing TC wouldn't approve

...amazing foresight...

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Apparently this thread will need a name change. Seems any form of the word "man" is offensive to bedwetting nancypersons.

Hmmph.

...^*cough*...Where did you intend to post this?...

^Right here on the Personwiches thread.

Gender Fluid Sandwich, anyone?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Gender Fluid Sandwich, anyone?

Sloppy Joe?

Sloppy Lulu

https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/1717...l-holiday.html (Give a Sloppy Lulu to someone special this Holiday Period.)

Here's a sanger struggling with gender identity issues:



It wants to be steak n' cheese but has too much salad stuff.

Plus if you look at it at a certain angle the steak actually looks like vagina flaps.

^^Will you be following it up with your attention whore wrap?