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tobacco
on bums and clits cover/conceal odours

Odours dear? Outrageous! Unmistakeable rancid stench.

Stench, then eventual nausea causing halitosis.

Halitosis and larynxes involve tonsils orgasmed stickily; inflamed sodomising

Sodomising old dears only makes interesting sex if nobody giggles.

Giggles if granny geezers lube elderly schlongs.

Schlongs cause hot longings; often nimble geriatrics smoulder

"Smoulder, my odoriferous undies," laughed demented English ratbags.

Ratbags attended the British alternative goon show.

Show has old wainscotting

wainscotting
and/added individual nubile spectators casually organizing tit teasing intermissions neatly guided


* (what the heck is wainscotting?) *

^ lining (a room or wall) with wooden panelling

Guided uninsured itineraries don't exclude dangers.

Dangers are not, generally, even remotely safe.

Safe and found everywhere.

safe arseholes forward effluent

Oh, darn it.

Everywhere, vigorous eroticism resolutely yields wicked heroes' erections, reprobatory entwinement

Entwinement needlessly twisted what I never expected - my entire négligée trunk.

trunk of negligees --> well dressed, should have been naked

trunk reveals unknown nude Khmers

Khmers have murdered every remaining schoolteacher

Schoolteacher caught having orgasms outside loos told education associates, "Clitoris has erogenous requirements!"

requirements eunuchs quipped,
unless irrevokable requirements, emotional MILFs enter nouvelle teasing sexercise

Sexercise excludes xenophobes, especially recalcitrant curmudgeons in southeast England.

England never glamourizes leprechauns. Actually nymphs, debauched