Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Underpants need darning especially rear partition after Nook took shafting

Shafting has altered Fahrenheit's temperatures. Ice now glows.

glows
like old wives shine

Shine her icy nipples, Elvis!

Elvis liked velvet indecent sexercise

Sexercise excluded Xaviera earlier. Reason? Crabs in snatch. Eww!

Sexercize enables xenophobic engineer reasonable cnut ingress zapping ennui

Eww! Willys wanking!

Wanking at Nora's knockers is not good.

Good oficers order dramatically

Dramatically reducing all mandatory allowances thus increasing corporate accounts left labourers yawning.

Yawning at woefully negeitive inaccuracies, now gawping

Gawping at Willy's pecker is not girlish.

girlish, infantile retards lick inside selected hindquarters

hindquarters in Nigerian dancehalls quivered undulatingly as Ruandan tarts excited randy Swazilanders.

Swazilanders went apeshit. Zionists in London and Nottingham denied ever reaming Syria.

syria, yemen, riyadh inspire armageddon.

Armageddon references make army's gather ending dangerous decisions once nonsensical.

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Originally Posted by taxexile

hindquarters in Nigerian dancehalls quivered undulatingly as Ruandan tarts excited randy Swazilanders.

This was a great acronym, Tax; it has it all : it's a complete sentence, tells a story, doesn't use "filler" words like names, and all refer to the original word.




Nonsensical : only nitwits seem evanescent. Normals seem in control and lighthearted.

Lighthearted investors got hammered. They hadn't expected alarming reductions towards everyone's deposits.

deposits encrusted pauls old scrotum indicating tertiary syphilis.

p.s. thanks LD, sometimes they just roll out easily. sometimes i have to give up and leave it to someone else.

Syphilis yields pustulent hillbillies' incestuous liquid, inflicting sabotage

Sabotage and botching of tests aided geriatric testers

Testers eat special trial edibles retch shit

shit heads inhale tobacco