Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

November our "visitor" exits my bunker expecting relief.

relief ensured lesbian inmates enjoyed fornication

Fornication, or rooting nightly involves carefully attending to intimate orifices, normally.

Normally, older retirees - mostly alcoholics - love lager. Yes!

Yes, ent smiles.

Smiles make Irish lasses extremely suspicious.

Suspicious underage sisters pose interminable conundrums involving organs under surveilance.

surveillance usually reveals vaginal ejaculate in large amounts, negating clitoral excitation.


(thats surveillance with 2 l's)

excitation xenophobically cruseded incites terror and turmoil in ordinary normaloids.

Normaloids often require Marmite and Lucozade. Others ingest diced squid.

squid questionably undervalued in dusseldorf

Dusseldorf, unusually, sells sausages enticingly laid down on ripe fettuccine.

fettuccine, eeurrrrgh!. this travesty usually causes colonic catastrophe involving nasty excreta.

Excreta x-rayed could reveal excessively torn arseholes.

Arseholes rarely shit evenly however once laxatives' eaten, stupendous.

Stupendous termites undermine pillars, endangering native dwellings on ugandan savannah.

Savannah a verdant area, not newly acquired hinterland.

Hinterland in northern territories eventually rescinded laws allowing natives democracy.

Democracy encourages mendacious orators cynically rallying antipathetic, childlike yokels

Yokels only knit elegant leggings sometimes.

Sometimes older men emit those incredibly malodorous elderly scents.

Scents can enter nasally, triggering sexuality.

Yugoslavians usually get over seeing Latindancer's awful venereal infection, a nasty sight.

Yes....known for their toughness, those Yugoslavians


Sight is generally highly tractable