Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

spermatozoas - popes eulogise reproduction. Masturbation appalls. The octogenarian zealot's ordained adolescents squirm

^^^^ Didn't ya like the red, dill?

Squirm quietly u ignorant redneck mo'fuka.

"Mo'fuka owes fuckin' Uncle Kevvy. Alright?"

Alright? Less right in general, however transliterated.

Transliterated readings are now sold. Let's investigate Thailand's excellently rated albums. There's erotic dancing!

Dancing and naughty cuddling initiates nightlong groping.

Groping really ordinary pussy is never orgasmic

Orgasmic, really great arse smashing makes it complete

Complete orgasm maintains perfect languid exstacy through ejaculation.

Ejaculation, (jism and cum), usually leaves a ticklish itch on nipples.

Never in Phnom Penh lay ecstatic sluts

Sluts love unusually tight scrotums

Scrotums can reach orgasmic tension under manipulative seduction.

seduction, easily done using cable ties in ones neighbourhood

Neighbourhood elephants in garages have bewildered our usually relaxed hippos. Outside, ostriches danced.

Danced and nearly collapsed eventually, dehydrated.

Dehydrated ethiopian herdsmen yesterday drank rainwater at the expected downpour.

Downpour over Westphalia necessitated plenty of urgent rebuilding.

Rebuilding East Berlin used imported labour despite interested native Germans.

Germans envelop really massive and newsworthy suppositories

Suppositories up persons' passages often stimulate indecent titillations ordinarily routinely ignored, even spurned.

Spurned people usually resent negative emotions distinctly.

Distinctly iterated, sentences that irritate non-scholars can terrify lowbrow yabberers.

yabberers are bloody bastards, especially rear ending rabid scotsmen

Scotsmen catch old trout skillfully, mostly every November.