Thread: Answer my question with another question.

Swilly's jeeper than that, in'e?

What sings "Cheap, Cheap?"...

Isn't it Swilly?

any news on you choosing an avatar ?

If it walks like a duck, is it a duck?...

you mean duck never ducks ?

Have you ever seen a duck ducking and diving?

Wtf?...

The duck?

The fuck?...

Where?!!

What?...

Weren't you on about a fuck?

Who gives a fuck?...

Doesn't she?

Who?...

Why?????

does a grunt count as a question ?

Grunt?

Found your natural voice ?

huh ?

How many woodchucks does it take.....??

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood ,

can you spot a mistake on my blackboard ?

Are you trying to be funny?

would you be so lippy to chuck norris ?