Can you hold the ladder a little tighter?

Can you hold the ladder a little tighter?
Can you stop trying to dance like a big fat pink elephant, on a ladder?
Hey,who's ladder is that?
He's not a social climber

Does he sleep with those people on his way up?
I think he would prefer to go down on it,what do you like,ON TOP OR BOTTOM?

Doesn't everybody have ropes and pulleys attached to the ceiling?
Are the ropes and pulleys for hoisting big,fat ,pink elephants that like to dance,and forget to wear underwear?
speaking of which, i think its time i changed mine...now what should i wear today?
Why have already turned them inside out?

Do you have any of those frilly pantaloons, like you would wear at a Vicar and Tarts party?
Why are we talking about Ned's ass region again?
Don't you want him to change his underwear?
Can I wear his underwear like a hat when hes finished with them?
KIWI I'm sure a brown derby would suit you find,what shoes would you wear?
And would your shoes match your eyes?
no.I usually wear both shoes of the same colour,what do you do?
You're just a fashion victim, are you?

does that make you have a flashback?
What is better..flashbacks or a change of underwear?
Flashback maybe,being an ex-fashion victim I dream of the days when asked
size 6 or 8 'SIR',don't you wish you were young again?
How long having you been wearing the same pair of underwear???
What year is this??
Last edited by garye; 11-10-2009 at 07:30 AM.
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