The TD Twitter Thread

**withnallstoke** · 18-10-2009, 10:32 AM

Nice to be back crapping in my own bog. My arse seems to fit on it, and there is enough gap between water and testicles so that they don't get splashed.

**Stinky** · 18-10-2009, 10:43 AM

When I was a young man my sack was nice and tight

**jandajoy** · 18-10-2009, 10:43 AM

Toasted cheese and tomatoe sarnie for lunch and a glass of ice cold white.

**jandajoy** · 18-10-2009, 10:44 AM

It's a bit bloody hot today.

**forreachingme** · 18-10-2009, 10:51 AM

That Pastis is just great for apero

**jandajoy** · 18-10-2009, 11:10 AM

Hmmm, Pastis. Haven't had it in years. Might be time for a bottle.

**Soi Source** · 18-10-2009, 02:29 PM

Cornish Pastis Past 'is bedtime me thinks whenu start longing for frog sherbert,then the sweater over the shoulders,the purse sorry wallet...................... After that its a cul de sac

**forreachingme** · 18-10-2009, 02:34 PM

peeled mango diced, bit ice, bit sugar,bit cream, mixer, freeze a while, nice sorbet !

**StrontiumDog** · 18-10-2009, 02:39 PM

Why can't people be quiet here? Have they no concept or awareness of others?

**nedwalk** · 18-10-2009, 05:13 PM

nice little rain shower just past through, not enough to water the tanks, but enough to settle the dust and water the new turf..nice smell

**StrontiumDog** · 18-10-2009, 05:20 PM

Dull and boring weather in the big mango. No sun, no rain...just grey.

**isanyokel** · 19-10-2009, 04:36 PM

just grey, soon the snow will be on its' way which means a mass exodus
of Canadians all coming this way....

**withnallstoke** · 19-10-2009, 05:39 PM

Looking down on the mess, it was indeed a "giant leap".
Quote from "A. SHanks. Rugeley".

**nedwalk** · 19-10-2009, 06:31 PM

my dog just farted,,she stinks

**jandajoy** · 19-10-2009, 06:55 PM

still hot here. off to LOS on Wednesday YEEEHAAAAAA

**StrontiumDog** · 19-10-2009, 11:08 PM

Dull, dull and more dull. A smattering of drizzle, then dull. The rainy season is going out with a whimper.

**Loombucket** · 20-10-2009, 01:36 AM

Found a fake tenner on the pavement. Swapped it for coins at the short change market man. Laughed all the way home.

**nedwalk** · 20-10-2009, 04:33 AM

i just farted..time to change the diet, me dog left the room

**chitown** · 20-10-2009, 04:57 AM

Barking stray dogs in Thailand.
No wonder they don't sell many guns here.

**isanyokel** · 20-10-2009, 09:28 AM

Then I suggest you get a gun-dog,but avoid the diet that Ned feeds to his pooch.

**withnallstoke** · 20-10-2009, 09:43 AM

I daren't fart.

**StrontiumDog** · 20-10-2009, 11:35 AM

Sad for you. Nothing like a good parp.

**withnallstoke** · 20-10-2009, 11:43 AM

Ripping one out should be the domain of those with a modicum of bowel control or a good cleaner.

**Loombucket** · 21-10-2009, 02:36 AM

I went to a cremation today, I got very cold.

**StrontiumDog** · 21-10-2009, 03:23 AM

Having a very intense electrical storm here. No sleep for me. Damnit.

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