The TD Twitter Thread

**Loombucket** · 06-10-2009, 02:27 AM

^I normally have to get a stick to those.

**jizzybloke** · 06-10-2009, 02:32 AM

i had to beat it to death with an old coat hanger in the end!

**StrontiumDog** · 06-10-2009, 11:04 AM

I had to get a guy with a suction device to clear my loo recently....it's lucky my bog can't talk, it would be in therapy for decades.

**nedwalk** · 07-10-2009, 09:41 AM

I,m too busy for this shit

**chitown** · 07-10-2009, 09:46 AM

Just going to do some stretching and go for a run!!

**StrontiumDog** · 08-10-2009, 11:08 AM

I've just done some stretching, but now I think I've got the runs...

**nedwalk** · 10-10-2009, 05:08 AM

i have just come back from my run, and now my little dum mar is sick...

**isanyokel** · 10-10-2009, 02:57 PM

to say my dum mar is sick,is stretching it a bit

**StrontiumDog** · 10-10-2009, 03:23 PM

After stretching and running, I usually end up shitting

**somtamslap** · 10-10-2009, 03:30 PM

Get this..I live in the sticks and I've just eaten a bacon and stilton sandwich..I know I know..I'm fucking fantastic.

**somtamslap** · 10-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

After stretching and running, I usually end up shitting

Pissing for me, always...

**isanyokel** · 11-10-2009, 07:12 AM

Too much information my son,but where the heck did you get the bacon/stilton
sandwich.I'm hoping my allowance will stretch that far.

**chitown** · 11-10-2009, 09:16 AM

Thinking of going back to bed.....no I AM going back to bed.

**nedwalk** · 11-10-2009, 03:19 PM

[QUOTE="isanyokel"]to say my dum mar is sick,is stretching it a bit[/QUOT

no we got home she drank too much water and vomited,,tommorrow after our run she'll more than likely do the same

**StrontiumDog** · 11-10-2009, 08:51 PM

After stretching and running, I want a bacon and stilton sandwich, which may or may not help with my shitting.

Anyway, where did you get that sandwich? I'm jealous as hell.

**somtamslap** · 11-10-2009, 09:05 PM

^ Since you ask..

Mummy dearest brought it out when she visited a few weeks back (the stilton that is), along with a jar of picallily and some marmite..its going down very fucking well indeed..

Crispy bacon, so its got a nice crunch, on fresh french bread with the stilton ever so slightly melted from the heat of the bacon, absolutely tremendous.

**withnallstoke** · 11-10-2009, 09:44 PM

Hope you get fatter.

**somtamslap** · 11-10-2009, 10:12 PM

^ Not at all, I'm savouring it you see..applying a display of willpower which could only be compared to laying off smack...but stilton is better than smack, what the fuck are those junkies doing.. You want stilton boy, not heroin..

**DrAndy** · 11-10-2009, 10:24 PM

bought a nice big live crab in the market

the recipe says the best way to cook it is put it in cold water and heat to boiling

ouch

**somtamslap** · 11-10-2009, 10:27 PM

^ eternal consequences..

what if god turns out to be a crab??

I'll stick with the stilton.

**November Rain** · 11-10-2009, 10:32 PM

I can get stilton anytime I want now. And brie, camembert, gorgonzola, wensleydale...

**withnallstoke** · 11-10-2009, 10:34 PM

^ and horse racing and Doncaster Rovers.

**November Rain** · 11-10-2009, 10:52 PM

^ Yeah, but the cheese sort of makes up for them

**Stinky** · 11-10-2009, 11:01 PM

they only eat pies and soggy chips up there

**November Rain** · 11-10-2009, 11:02 PM

No they don't. They eat mushy peas, too.

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