^I normally have to get a stick to those.
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^I normally have to get a stick to those.
i had to beat it to death with an old coat hanger in the end!
I had to get a guy with a suction device to clear my loo recently....it's lucky my bog can't talk, it would be in therapy for decades.
I,m too busy for this shit
Just going to do some stretching and go for a run!!
I've just done some stretching, but now I think I've got the runs...
i have just come back from my run, and now my little dum mar is sick...
to say my dum mar is sick,is stretching it a bit
After stretching and running, I usually end up shitting
Get this..I live in the sticks and I've just eaten a bacon and stilton sandwich..I know I know..I'm fucking fantastic.
Pissing for me, always...Quote:
Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
Too much information my son,but where the heck did you get the bacon/stilton
sandwich.I'm hoping my allowance will stretch that far.
Thinking of going back to bed.....no I AM going back to bed.
[QUOTE="isanyokel"]to say my dum mar is sick,is stretching it a bit[/QUOT
no we got home she drank too much water and vomited,,tommorrow after our run she'll more than likely do the same
After stretching and running, I want a bacon and stilton sandwich, which may or may not help with my shitting.
Anyway, where did you get that sandwich? I'm jealous as hell.
^ Since you ask..
Mummy dearest brought it out when she visited a few weeks back (the stilton that is), along with a jar of picallily and some marmite..its going down very fucking well indeed..
Crispy bacon, so its got a nice crunch, on fresh french bread with the stilton ever so slightly melted from the heat of the bacon, absolutely tremendous.
Hope you get fatter.
^ Not at all, I'm savouring it you see..applying a display of willpower which could only be compared to laying off smack...but stilton is better than smack, what the fuck are those junkies doing.. You want stilton boy, not heroin..
bought a nice big live crab in the market
the recipe says the best way to cook it is put it in cold water and heat to boiling
ouch
^ eternal consequences..
what if god turns out to be a crab??
I'll stick with the stilton.
I can get stilton anytime I want now. And brie, camembert, gorgonzola, wensleydale...
^ and horse racing and Doncaster Rovers.
^ Yeah, but the cheese sort of makes up for them :D
they only eat pies and soggy chips up there
No they don't. They eat mushy peas, too.