long time love

long time love

at my hotel
the answer is

Go root yourself

with a broomstick

from the cupboard

beside the outhouse

its well lubed

so you don't

bust your ass

or get splinters

in the most

evil and treturous

parts of your

left hand testicle

or it will
become too swollen

just like before

when you foolishly

had a wank

at home in

Absolute complete privacy
Last edited by brettandlek; 27-08-2011 at 06:10 PM.

But got sprung

by your wife
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