long time love
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long time love
at my hotel
the answer is
Go root yourself
with a broomstick
from the cupboard
beside the outhouse
and make sure..
its well lubed
so you don't
bust your ass
or get splinters
in the most
evil and treturous
parts of your
left hand testicle
or it will
become too swollen
just like before
when you foolishly
had a wank
at home in
Absolute complete privacy
But got sprung
by your wife