Thread: Continue The Story

and it makes some wonder if he even imagined how...

...much time has been...

"spent" and how many pages of utter...

delight have been displayed for all to...

wank...

^over. However, wanking is overrated and was set aside to pursue ..

ultra-wanking, a new physical expression of joy and...

just to piss us all off and insult anyone we like as we...

gaze out from our lofty balcony perch, surveying the...

peons, peasants and pissants...defiling the glorious tapestry of life...

as rednecks fly it off the bumper of their Ford trucks driving ...

their wives insane. Luckily at family gatherings, these ladies are

quite resourceful at putting beans on the...

colorful party seats so that...

...Uncle Jimmy spits out his teeth and Grampa Orville...

sells them on Ebay so he can...

see Jimmy's expression when he bids on his own...

set of...

...certified hand-carved...

chess pieces which move...

...via telepathic vibrations caused by Auntie Gladiator's massive...

hand-held...

auto-rotating...

flesh-coloured...

...bargain of the decade, which made Auntie...