the chipper and the....
the chipper and the....

leg of her...
goat, as it...

drooled over her like a...
slavering hell hound ready for a ...
...a cuppa and a lie down 'cos...

it's tough being a hell hound when...
...made redundant by...

downsizing and yappy little...
bints in tutus...
...illustrating the Peter Principle in all its glory...

while the rest of the hounds...
peter out in middle age...

but rely on instinct and kinky manipulation of...
hormones and dildos...

to achieve...
first class honours in...

the feel-good category which includes...
a master's degree in....

sainthood which is offered in Indonesia where...
...the girls are hip and the men, well, they're...

strangely aloof which means...
Texpat is likely to think they're some sort of ...

fruit vendors, which pisses him off because...
fruity blokes are generally....
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)