he grabbed the tuk-tuk thief and held him...

he grabbed the tuk-tuk thief and held him...
as the universe exploded into

tiny wee bits inside his thieving head; however, he managed to...

light a fag

which was tough to do while being strangled, but he took a deep drag and...
realized it was his special fag with super

cum coated on the tip which tasted...
like jizz with hangover grog bog and nuts

much like the food they served on the street at Nana corner, so...
I went home...

and took a nap while they continued to pummel the tuk-tuk thief until...
He ran away and called.....

at the Queen Vic for a couple of pints, where he met..

the owner of the tuk-tuk who...

bought him another pint

and they were happy again, when suddenly, out of nowhere...

the landlord shouted "last orders"

and that was when they...
argued with the..

police over why they should leave...

the barmaid with the big tits a tip, or a ....

new bra to compensate for all...

the extra hours she'd put in since she...

had not slept for...
anyone, no matter how much...
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