Sell to harmless handy people with

Sell to harmless handy people with
an unusually large collection of
"Pork" pies... or should that be hand pies...
So with this entire thread being based around 'pork pies'

Who tells porkies
about the size & quality of their pork sword
and the miles and paths it has travelled

if only it could talk ,, it could tell you a
lie or two, along with its memory of
the truly unbelievable experience when
it got stroked and polished by
the knob shining gnome who lived
in Pattaya (of course) up by
the handless knob shining gnomes clubhouse. These gnomes
originally came from
living on the inside of a wet and sloppy

i am not going back in there , its distgusting
& degrading for someone of my talents said
haha...ok....lets keep it sweet......
just one lick of my lollipop
in exchange for
No longer legal tender,but they are good for............?
tossing in the air at a 2up game when
a worthy opponent is available. Right now
opponents are scarce because
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