Thread: Continue The Story

He considered the proposal...he liked the first 2, S&M had always been a dirty little pleasure of his and his boots had seen better days, but his pony tail was his pride and joy. "How much for the first 2?" he inquired

"A fine looking old timer like you can have them for free if you'd be prepared to do your business in front of the camera" said the scheming old aunt "people pay good money for weird old men getting the arses beaten with

bits of wood and assorted kitchen implements. "Sounds good to me" said the doddering old geezer, "all I ask is that I get a DVD of tonight's performance", he replied. The old lady seemed pleased and rang the bell, which summoned her most trusted

KATOEY, wearing the most amazeing spray painted lycra , that it took the poor old buggers last breath, 'quick' old auntie called, get the

foot pump and shove it right up his arse and you katoey give him a 'blowie' at
the same time and if this does not revive him then we will just have to use
Hildas' secret..........

recipe for apple pie. Works a treat every time and finger lickin' good. The Kotoey's got their over gloves out in readiness. All was set. "Let the operation begin" she announced. The old geezer eyes widened..

as she pushed her apple corer into the eye of his helmet !!!!!!!! ooooooooooooo my G thats made me eyes water , but I feel like a

beef sarnie now,so i,m off to

to the bookies, got a red hot tip

from a man with a dog...

but Pavlov was late returning from Walking Street where he had an appointment with...

some of skinner's rats, who had holed up in a box and demanded

to know who made that vile smell? and would they please......

KEEP THE BLOODY NOISE DOWN!! cause he had a late night and he was trying to

get the rats to negotiate a deal with the dog, as he wanted a juicy bone...

to give to the girl down the hall who has been so

wanting for so long,so not to disappoint he......

grasped his bone in both hands ad went to show here what a fine soecimen it is, "My MY! she exclaimed what a

gross selection of broken, dirty fingernails you have. "All the better for digging with", he muttered hoarsly, "pass the rope......

and I'll shimmy out the window and down to the noodle vendor, I've heard that her noodles are the best in all of

BKK massage parlours,not too hard,slightly limp just perfect for.....

popping into ones mouth and sucking the juice right out of them

Unaware of 'the bits that one is supposed to leave in the bottom of the noodle bowl', our hero started tucking in with gusto,

And our HERO was in luck as Gusto paid for his noodles and he also....

bought him a nice new poking stick for which he could use at the Mahout classes he'd been planning