There was a light knock on the door.......it was Fon....soon they settled down on a straw mat on the hard floor and began to..
There was a light knock on the door.......it was Fon....soon they settled down on a straw mat on the hard floor and began to..
discuss the turmoil that was descending upon the local government offices that were in a terrible state of repair
'Maybe we can redecorate them offices'...she mumbled....
Bugger the offices replied Somchai, I've been waiting years for you to turn eighteen, now you know what I want so what d'ya say girl,,,
'You Must a Pay 30000baht to pluck my cherry Somchai'....she said shyfully...
No probs replied Somchai (thinking on his feet) I will pay you out of the 50000b you pay me each month for letting you work at
KFC mixing all those secret spices up for the Coating on The world famous Chicken...
sorry honey your outa my league ,, I will have to take my chance in soi 69 tonight if I can just
work out what to do with my dick, "could you help me?" he asked....bashfully...
'I Could Coat It In KFC's secret recipe if you like'.......she said excitedly ..
can I have some fries with that, he asked expectantly?
Honey you can have it any way you like it she replied in a gruff voice that made Somchai
have a flashback to the time he'd accidently stumbled, drunk to high heaven, down a street he didn't know where..
lying in wait was a group of bad ass kickboxing dwarfs intent on
kicking his ass badly, as they couldn't reach any higher, but he wasn't too concerned about the little people, he was more worried about the...
Katoey who asked him if he was still hungry and would he like"leg over and chips"
followed by.....
a lesson in how to wash your ring properly before engaging in
involuntary and unwanted enemas. He was nervous. But even that prospect wasn't as scary as
the 18 inch after enema douche tube that the
ex-rugby playing, ex-marine, now 28 stone, fully bearded, bedecked in leather and lipstick, mountain of a man was holding in his arms. A sly, playful look on his hideous face suggested
that he should not have wore his best underwear today
not the best of manners as his partner was eating an issan sausage at the time of the event however
as eating shit is common amongst issarn folk she made the best of a bad deal and scooped
the Euromillions rolover jackpot and decided to treat everyone to the full monty at the local KFC and eat untill she
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