Thread: 53-year-old Brit, who faked own death, sleeping rough on Thai airport bench

Looks more like someone from eastern europe.

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Looks more like someone from eastern europe.

Looks like he could use a slight augmentation himself..

Originally Posted by blue

''Weaving his way along a Bangkok street, Stephen Kellaway looks like just another ageing hippie enjoying the relaxed Thai lifestyle.''

He looks fuk all like a hippy ageing or otherwise, and certainly not wearing an enjoying face.

He looks like:
he is not as clever as he thinks he is,
never ever got his hands dirty in his working life ,
has a 14 inch cock or has recently lost 40 pounds or just bought a pair of trousers 4 sizes too big for the hell of it .
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I think he looks like Paul o Grady.

Originally Posted by Hampsha

Looks more like someone from eastern europe.

His missus does and note the name Nelli and the way it's spelt. As for him being 53 he looks more like 63, perhaps he should have had a little surgery done himself whilst he was getting his baboshkas fun bags enlarged.

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

To survive he acquired a fake master's degree in education and got a job teaching English and science in a school in a remote town in Northern Thailand.


'I downloaded the lesson plans off the internet and just made it up as I went along, hoping to stay one step ahead of the pupils. None of them had the slightest idea of the reality of who I was.'

Cue a huge influx of foreign TEFL-ers now that the secret has been revealed...

And, how many Thai schoolkids would read the Daily Mail online anyway?

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Expect the goodly Andrew Drummond on the scene forthwith.

I'm surprised "dummond" hadn't picked up on this story sooner..anyway aged 53? he must have had a f*cking big paper round for sure!

A benefits cheat who used handouts to pay for his wife’s breast enlargements then faked his own death to escape justice was finally locked up yesterday.
Psychologist Stephen Kellaway was caught after the Mail tracked him down to Thailand.
He had been living under an assumed name after swindling £43,000 in housing and council tax benefits.

Family holiday: Stephen and Nelli Kellaway during their trip to Russia
Kellaway faked his death during a family holiday to Russia, where his wife had breast enlargement surgery.
He bribed a Moscow mortuary worker with a bottle of vodka to place his passport on a dead tramp and got his wife to identify the body as his.
He later fled to Bangkok using a false passport in the name of a boy who had died, and lived off the rental income from his £1million London property portfolio.
The father of two planned to bring his family out to Thailand to live with him by cashing in three life insurance policies worth £1.7million.
However his time on the run came to an end when the Mail discovered he was alive and confronted him.



Caught on camera: Stephen Kellaway, pictured in Bangkok, faked his own death while visiting Russia with his wife Nelli before fleeing to Thailand
Thai authorities later deported the 54-year-old back to Britain where he admitted a string of benefits fraud and false documentation offences.
Yesterday, jailing him for two years and eight months at Croydon Crown Court, Judge Shani Barnes said he had carried out a ‘cynical and selfish plan’.
She said: ‘It struck at the very heart of the benefits system. People such as yourself who criminally steal from those who rely on benefits and from the taxpayers who pay for them, undermine that system and demolish its credibility.’
Hammersmith and Fulham Council, which brought the prosecution, praised the Mail for helping to bring Kellaway to justice, describing our role as ‘British investigative journalism at its very best


Read more: Stephen Kellaway who faked own death in £43k swindle to pay for wife's breast enlargement is jailed | Mail Online

Scamming Sods in Thailand more apt.

Time for immigration to start checking out all the English teachers. there all feking crooks

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Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by Lorenzo

This scamming sod gives Pattaya farangs a bad name

I think that Pattaya farangs can do that by themselves. They need no help.

'I'm also so used to inventing stories about who I am that I have no sense of what reality is any more.'

Definitely should be living in Pattaya, he wouldn't stand out from the crowd.

^ he probably was SAS, but has just forgotten...

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by caller

I have been told that a 50k Housing Benefit scam isn't much out of the ordinary. HB pays rent, consider the cost of renting in London.

Funny you should say that ,,, last week I was standing in a queue at a cash machine in Silver Street Edmonton area ,, and one of our ethnic majority ladies was standing behind me with 5 kids in tow all various shades and she was on the phone to her bank giving it the biggun " naah that amaant seven paand furthy six is the rent I pay on me aaas in Islington innit "WTF !??? so presumably the rest is paid in housing benefit on that property , whilst she lives elsewhere no doubt claiming housing benefits and sub letting the other one .
Realy makes me wonder why the bloody hell I bother to have worked all my life sometimes

Look on the bright side, at least you were never bored

Originally Posted by caller

I have been told that a 50k Housing Benefit scam isn't much out of the ordinary. HB pays rent, consider the cost of renting in London. More than likely worth a suspended sentence, especially when accompanied by a 'falling on hard times' wet dream. However, if all those committing benefit fraud went on the run, the population of the UK would be significantly reduced......

I was in West London Magistrates Court five years ago. The case before my own was HB fraud on five specimen charges totalling 18k. The Somalian defendant was a "refugee". He had a publicly founded lawyer plus interpreter. He was given 18 month suspended sentence with an order to repay at fifty quid a month from his benefits.

Mind you, I was up on a charge of false advertising. Got an 18k fine, plus circa 3k costs and seven days to pay.

something doesn't make sense here,milion pound property empire,third wife,multiple mortgages,fraud,out of money in two years on the run,go home and face the music tough guy

How much does the average pollie cheat on his houses expenses/allowance ?

Originally Posted by Koojo

How much does the average pollie cheat on his houses expenses/allowance ?

I think by "Pollie" you mean an Englishman. It's probably the same as in the U.S. My ex IRS (gold badge) accountant that quit the IRS and started his own tax business (now retired) told me that 10% should be the limit. Along with a good accountant of course. Anything above that is a possible serious risk.

Originally Posted by Zampan0

Originally Posted by Koojo

How much does the average pollie cheat on his houses expenses/allowance ?

I think by "Pollie" you mean an Englishman.

Kind of. I mean an English politician.
Politician = pollie.
pomie pollies are famous for it.

Politician = liar.

^ Right. Well if that's the case it's 100%. I don't think any of them here or there pay any taxe at all.

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Originally Posted by caller

I have been told that a 50k Housing Benefit scam isn't much out of the ordinary. HB pays rent, consider the cost of renting in London. More than likely worth a suspended sentence, especially when accompanied by a 'falling on hard times' wet dream. However, if all those committing benefit fraud went on the run, the population of the UK would be significantly reduced......

I was in West London Magistrates Court five years ago. The case before my own was HB fraud on five specimen charges totalling 18k. The Somalian defendant was a "refugee". He had a publicly founded lawyer plus interpreter. He was given 18 month suspended sentence with an order to repay at fifty quid a month from his benefits.

Mind you, I was up on a charge of false advertising. Got an 18k fine, plus circa 3k costs and seven days to pay.

lol
i was in court once with a mate who'd written off a load of parked cars - pissed out of his head - did a runner leaving his girlfriend in the car - was chased (and run over by and then restrained) by a sensible member of the public. He did all this with no license, with a customers car from the shop where he worked as a mechanic.

anyway, after some blag about being a hard up victim of society to said gathered clever folk, he got a 150 quid fine and a years suspension on his liscence (which he had never ever passed)

I almost punched the judge in discust

So how long did he get! Was the scam worth it to him.

3 years in a minimum security prision in the UK for How much?

^ Once again, "Zampan0" enlightens the crowd. And, -as always- it is my pleasure to do so.

How old is she

I wouldn't mind bummin her whilst fondling the surgeons creations.