Bible 101

**Skulldigger** · 14-10-2006, 04:12 PM

There is no mention, as far as I am aware, of even once someone in antiquity calling Jesus a bastard.

I bet more than one of the hawkers at the temple did, although their voices were not featured in the narrative.

**Thetyim** · 14-10-2006, 04:20 PM

You keep changing your lies

First it's God who's the Father , then it's the holy spirit and then it's Joseph

What happened. Did they all get her drunk one night and have a gang bang ?

**Sir Burr** · 14-10-2006, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Sir Burr in Your Ass,

I think one of the posting guidelines is not misquoting posters, which is what you have done here.

Originally Posted by kerux

You don't get it do you? It doesn't matter what you believe.

What matters is the object of belief.

You may believe that Father Christmas exists, but that doesn't mean he does.

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It's bad enough that you post mostly trollish BS, but to purposely misquote a poster as to completely change the meaning of his post is, well..... scum like.

btw: you remind me of another poster from that fish tank.

Miss! Miss! Sir Burr's done something naughty Miss! Are you going to punish him Miss? I think you should Miss!

**lovebucket** · 14-10-2006, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

You don't get it do you? It doesn't matter what you believe

precisely.

so please stop asking me what i would like god to do and attempt to answer my question, which is....

why does the god (that you insist that you believe in) drown his own worshippers?
one thing i really now believe is you can't answer it, despite several polite requests.

btw. i should have known you would blame me for not "getting it", as you never misunderstand anything, do you?

Originally Posted by kerux

Waiting for you to tell me at what point should God intervene

Originally Posted by lovebucket

i don't believe in god, so i don't think something i don't believe in can intervene

i should have said "i don't believe in god, so why don't you answer because you are the authority on this topic?"

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Originally Posted by lovebucket

i don't believe in god, so i don't think something i don't believe in can intervene.

You don't get it do you? It doesn't matter what you believe.

What matters is the object of belief.

You may not believe the Sun exists, but that doesn't mean it doesn't.

you may not believe in the tiny teakettle circling the sun either, but that doesnt matter either!

**Mhz** · 14-10-2006, 05:17 PM

As I said earlier for those who really believe there are many proofs.

So tell us HermantheGerman why do more than 1 billion Christians and more than 1 billon muslims believe in Jesus if he never existed.

**barbaro** · 14-10-2006, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Mhz

So tell us HermantheGerman why do more than 1 billion Christians and more than 1 billon muslims believe in Jesus if he never existed.

Because Xtians and Muslims are ignorant fools.

They are both from the same ball of wax.

Idiots.

Millions of people believed in Hitler, too.

Hitler existed; Jesus existed.

That does not mean that Hitler, Jesus, and Mohamed had good messages.

**lovebucket** · 14-10-2006, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

teakettle circling the sun either

er... that's tea pot, between earth and mars kingwilly. get your facts straight

**Butterfly** · 14-10-2006, 05:26 PM

well, if the Bible is full of lies, does it still mean that Jesus didn't exist ?

So did he or did he not ?

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2006, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by lovebucket

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

teakettle circling the sun either

er... that's tea pot, between earth and mars kingwilly. get your facts straight

oh feck - caught out again, it wasnt in the bible, so i couldnt check it properly!

**Thetyim** · 14-10-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

you may not believe in the tiny teakettle circling the sun either

No that is correct.
An "ettle" is a circa 3rd century BC term used to describe a large stone or piece of wood used to fill an entrance to a house .

**lovebucket** · 14-10-2006, 05:42 PM

a teak ettle? i think in those days they were rock ettles.

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2006, 06:17 PM

^ and ^^ DAMN! i juz keep gettin caught out!

**keda** · 14-10-2006, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

...The Gospel of Luke records:
And it came to pass in those days that a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the land should be enrolled. This census first took place while Quirinius was governing Syria. So all went to be registered, everyone to his own city. Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be registered with Mary, his betrothed wife, who was with child. So it was that, while they were there, the days were completed for her to be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn Son, and wrapped Him in swaddling cloths, and laid Him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. (Luke 2:1-7)Luke 1

26 In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27 to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28 The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you." 29 Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30 But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31 You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32 He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33 and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end." 34 "How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?" 35 The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God. 36 Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37 For nothing is impossible with God." 38 "I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.

Notice that no where does it say that the Holy Spirit had sex with Mary. Only that the shadow of the Spirit overshaowed her...

I'd say she was rather gullible, and today said angel would be charged with statutory rape, for taking advantage of the slow of mind. That said, not sure if the slow of mind was Mary, or Jacob for falling for it.

**keda** · 14-10-2006, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

Originally Posted by lovebucket

i don't believe in god, so i don't think something i don't believe in can intervene.

You don't get it do you? It doesn't matter what you believe.

What matters is the object of belief.

You may not believe the Sun exists, but that doesn't mean it doesn't.

kerux, did you know in the Middle Ages it was considered pious for women to cover their ears because the Virgin had conceived through this organ?

Knowing they were prudish in those times, could it be they were in denial about history's very first bukake?

**keda** · 14-10-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mhz

As I said earlier for those who really believe there are many proofs.

So tell us HermantheGerman why do more than 1 billion Christians and more than 1 billon muslims believe in Jesus if he never existed.

In line with your reasoning that 2 billion people cannot be wrong, as they are split between two religions with different beliefs and interpretations, surely at least 1 of those billions must by implication be barking [sic] up the wrong tree even if they concede a common belief in a particular event or person, though which billion or both remains a matter of blind faith.

Thereafter, with so many other surviving and lost religions, including paganism, unless you democratically propose that the majority must be on the right track, who is to say which one is following the right God, because there is only one, if they are all wrong, because there is no god, or if there are as many gods as there have been people, to satisfy uniquely individual needs, tastes, and interests?

**keda** · 14-10-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

you may not believe in the tiny teakettle circling the sun either

No that is correct.
An "ettle" is a circa 3rd century BC term used to describe a large stone or piece of wood used to fill an entrance to a house .

So it could be a teak ettle, then.

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2006, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by keda

Thereafter, with so many other surviving and lost religions, including paganism, unless you democratically propose that the majority must be on the right track, who is to say which one is following the right God, because there is only one, if they are all wrong, because there is no god, or if there are as many gods as there have been people, to satisfy uniquely individual needs, tastes, and interests?

fuckn stooooop will ya! dont ask difficult questions!

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by keda

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

you may not believe in the tiny teakettle circling the sun either

No that is correct.
An "ettle" is a circa 3rd century BC term used to describe a large stone or piece of wood used to fill an entrance to a house .

So it could be a teak ettle, then.

how are you posting before posts of your own that you posted earlier?

FUCK ITS A MIRACLE - keda MUST be the 2nd coming of the Christ!

**kerux** · 14-10-2006, 07:38 PM

and then it's Joseph

**kerux** · 14-10-2006, 07:46 PM

why does the god (that you insist that you believe in) drown his own worshippers?

Here's one example from the Old Testament where God, you know, the One you don't believe in, kept his own people from drowning:

Exodus 14:20

Throughout the night the cloud brought darkness to the one side and light to the other side; so neither went near the other all night long.

14:21Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and all that night the Lord drove the sea back with a strong east wind and turned it into dry land. The waters were divided,

14:22and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with a wall of water on their right and on their left.

14:23The Egyptians pursued them, and all Pharaoh's horses and chariots and horsemen followed them into the sea.

14:24During the last watch of the night the Lord looked down from the pillar of fire and cloud at the Egyptian army and threw it into confusion.

14:25He made the wheels of their chariots come off so that they had difficulty driving. And the Egyptians said, "Let's get away from the Israelites! The Lord is fighting for them against Egypt."

14:26Then the Lord said to Moses, "Stretch out your hand over the sea so that the waters may flow back over the Egyptians and their chariots and horsemen."

14:27Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and at daybreak the sea went back to its place. The Egyptians were fleeing toward it, and the Lord swept them into the sea.

14:28The water flowed back and covered the chariots and horsemen--the entire army of Pharaoh that had followed the Israelites into the sea. Not one of them survived.

14:29But the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with a wall of water on their right and on their left.

14:30That day the Lord saved Israel from the hands of the Egyptians, and Israel saw the Egyptians lying dead on the shore.

There's more, hang on.

**barbaro** · 14-10-2006, 08:07 PM

^ Toilet paper.

**kerux** · 14-10-2006, 08:11 PM

Best selling toilet paper in all His Story.

**keda** · 14-10-2006, 08:17 PM

kerux, why is it that the god of the OT was satisfied to have done with the unrighteous with fire and brimstone and other Acts of God, and only in the NT that He really got the juices flowing by creating a place where the unrighteous could undergo trial and tribulation for the rest of eternity?

Is He schizophrenic, spiteful and malicious, or still on the learning curve? Does he enjoy pulling the legs off spiders?

**stroller** · 14-10-2006, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by kerux

why does the god (that you insist that you believe in) drown his own worshippers?

Here's one example from the Old Testament where God, you know, the One you don't believe in, kept his own people from drowning:
......

There's more, hang on.

Please don't.
We've had enough bible quotes - and the question remains unanswered.

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