The Bible: just a random Blog ?

**Jet Gorgon** · 19-07-2009, 02:57 AM

Jesus loves me
this I know
for the Bible tells me so...

Sorry, forgot the rest.

**leprac** · 19-07-2009, 11:44 AM

jesus was killed by a speed boat,while he was on one of his daily walks.

**dizzy** · 19-07-2009, 11:50 AM

55555 I like faery tales.

**crippen** · 19-07-2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Jesus loves me
this I know
for the Bible tells me so...

Sorry, forgot the rest.

Little ones to him belong-----

**dizzy** · 19-07-2009, 11:54 AM

The Bible is a very violent book.

**Butterfly** · 19-07-2009, 12:37 PM

^ agree, it's nasty and violent

no surprise that the nutcase who quote the Bible all the time are nasty fuckers who are promoting violence and killing in the world

See GW Bush as being the messenger for such violent acts, make sense now

it's obviously the work of the devil, not god.

**dizzy** · 19-07-2009, 01:35 PM

The devil is a mean, evil bastard, writing faery tales to scare simple folks.

**Butterfly** · 19-07-2009, 01:43 PM

what a sweet irony, the Devil writes the bible and portray himself as God

god loving people too silly to think by themselves (sacrificial lambs) read the bible, believe in its words and become agents of Satan while thinking they are working against evil.

Fucking brilliant and proof there is a god after all

**slackula** · 19-07-2009, 01:44 PM

I always liked George Carlin's take on the bible and swearing on it:

"I swear to tell you about as much truth as the people who wrote that fucking Bible"

**dizzy** · 19-07-2009, 01:55 PM

There is no god, only dumbed down humans.

**Butterfly** · 19-07-2009, 02:07 PM

see my other thread earlier where I proved God is present and there

There is no devil though, that's the bad news

**slackula** · 19-07-2009, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

There is no devil though

That weird guy with the funny hat who lives in the vatican would like a word with you.

**Whiteshiva** · 20-07-2009, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Butterfly

There is no devil though

That weird guy with the funny hat who lives in the vatican

Very, very close, but he doesn't have horns.....

**Humbert** · 20-07-2009, 11:45 AM

"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ´til the end of time...but he loves you."

George Carlin

**dizzy** · 20-07-2009, 11:58 AM

^ I'm fukked then.

**Butterfly** · 20-07-2009, 12:04 PM

^^^ he is a lightweight, probably a minor agent of Satan, better agents out there

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