Flying from LA to Boston, I was about to go through a metal detector when a buxom young TSA gave me the shakedown. She asked if I had any guns, knives, weapons, ammunition, explosives etc.

I winked at her and said I had a heat-seeking moisture missile in my pocket.

I spent the next 12 hours in a detention cell and missed my brother's wedding.

OK, It was 12 minutes and I don't have any brothers.







OK I never said anything like that as I know how these fools can screw with you.