Michael Jackson WHAT?

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 04:37 PM

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

**William** · 29-06-2007, 04:45 PM

^ermm, because they're pillocks

BTW - who the hell is rocket Ronnie?

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 04:49 PM

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**Whiteshiva** · 29-06-2007, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

In Michael Jackson's case it is possibly because he's lost the plot - it fits right into all the other crazy stuff he's done over the years. A bit like Mike Tyson (who also embraced Islam some time back) - neither of them were exactly decent, law-abiding citizens in the first place.

No disresepct to Islam, but most of the converts I have met and read about have been right tossers. If possible, they were even worse than born-again christians.

**obsidian** · 29-06-2007, 04:51 PM

^^ i thought you were dead

**William** · 29-06-2007, 04:53 PM

Bugger Google (and it's advertising profits), if I don't know the bugger, s/he ain't worth knowing

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Whiteshiva

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

In Michael Jackson's case it is possibly because he's lost the plot - it fits right into all the other crazy stuff he's done over the years. A bit like Mike Tyson (who also embraced Islam some time back) - neither of them were exactly decent, law-abiding citizens in the first place.

No disresepct to Islam, but most of the converts I have met and read about have been right tossers. If possible, they were even worse than born-again christians.

Here you go Whity the list of all the right tossers who embraced Islam.

Men Who Embraced Islam
Women Who Embraced Islam
Doctors Who Embraced Islam
Priests Who Embraced Islam
- Abdullah al-Faruq - Formerly Kenneth L. Jenkins, minister and elder of the Pentecostal Church
- Viacheslav Polosin - Former Archpriest of the Russian Orthodox Church
- Khadijah 'Sue' Watson - Former pastor, missionary, professor. Master's degree in Divinity
- Ibrahim Khalil - Former Egytian Coptic priest
- Anonymous Female Missionary - Former Catholic missionary
- Martin John Mwaipopo - Former Lutheran Archbishop
- George Anthony - Former Catholic priest
- Raphael - Former Jehovah's Witness minister
- Anselm Tormeeda - 14th Century Christian scholar and priest

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by William

Bugger Google (and it's advertising profits), if I don't know the bugger, s/he ain't worth knowing

How come you don't know your own Brit who's a sign of pride, for England, in the world of snooker.

Ah, it might not impress you cos your standards are way too high.

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:05 PM

didn't Idi Amin convert to Islam? I recall him living out the rest of his days in Saudi, which is about as close as the bastard was going to get to justice

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:06 PM

So do you recognise Ronnie now?

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:11 PM

^nope. Never heard of him. And snooker is to India what football is to England

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:13 PM

Hopeless.

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:15 PM

If you think M Jackson converting to a religion would in any way sway my opinion of that religion you would be entirely correct.

But, possibly not for the same reasons you may have hoped.

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:18 PM

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:19 PM

Ooops! forgot to say I don't give a rat's arse about your opinion forget swaying it.

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

**mad_dog** · 29-06-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by William

didn't Idi Amin convert to Islam? I recall him living out the rest of his days in Saudi, which is about as close as the bastard was going to get to justice

No he was always a Muslim.

**barbaro** · 29-06-2007, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

Do you think he'll be able to follow the tenets?

I don't know much about his recent personal habits and life, but in the past....

Is he still in Bahrain?

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

I knew it. Why else a Brit would be in Thailand?

**machangezi** · 29-06-2007, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by machangezi

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

Do you think he'll be able to follow the tenets?

I don't know much about his recent personal habits and life, but in the past....

Is he still in Bahrain?

Milky my point is "we Muslims have loads of numbnuts, halfnuts, dimwits, fuckwits amongst us, we don't want more" especially child molesters.

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:24 PM

MD: ahh, another guiding light then...

**in4zip** · 29-06-2007, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by obsidian

^^ i thought you were dead

me too, machababy!

**William** · 29-06-2007, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

I knew it. Why else a Brit would be in Thailand?

I'm here for the sex and the booze. The ONLY religion worth complete devotion in life.

And I'm honest enough to admit it.

**barbaro** · 29-06-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by machangezi

Milky my point is "we Muslims have loads of numbnuts, halfnuts, dimwits, fuckwits amongst us, we don't want more" especially child molesters.

OK. I understand.

I do think it's possible that the recent celebrity converts to Islam may not always be serious enough, and consider converting to a new religion "faddish."

Therefore, they may not be "real" muslims.

(Same goes for other celebs that convert, or claim to convert to other religions as well.)

**mad_dog** · 29-06-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by machangezi

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

Do you think he'll be able to follow the tenets?

If someone is religious they should be devout and zealous. You either believe and follow the word of your God as closely as possible or you don't. I've never believed in God but at times admire people who have strong faith. Surrendering to the will of God appeals to me but I just don't believe. A natural born sceptic I guess.

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