Thread: Michael Jackson WHAT?

I heard that Paris was born again while doing her stretch

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

I knew it. Why else a Brit would be in Thailand?

I'm here for the sex and the booze. The ONLY religion worth complete devotion in life.

And I'm honest enough to admit it.

Should I take you as a representative of British culture? We all, somehow, represent our culture, religion and all other fucks that can be represented.

Originally Posted by in4zip

Originally Posted by obsidian

^^ i thought you were dead

me too, machababy!

Not machababy. Its baby obsidian.

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

I knew it. Why else a Brit would be in Thailand?

I'm here for the sex and the booze. The ONLY religion worth complete devotion in life.

And I'm honest enough to admit it.

Should I take you as a representative of British culture? We all, somehow, represent our culture, religion and all other fucks that can be represented.

You could do if I had any culture, but I don't (as in, I'm an uncouth B'stard), so you cannot

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by William

sorry Macha, I misunderstood your original OP. Hopeless, I'm completely and utterly hopeless.

I knew it. Why else a Brit would be in Thailand?

I'm here for the sex and the booze. The ONLY religion worth complete devotion in life.

And I'm honest enough to admit it.

Should I take you as a representative of British culture? We all, somehow, represent our culture, religion and all other fucks that can be represented.

You could do if I had any culture, but I don't (as in, I'm an uncouth B'stard), so you cannot

Impressive in bizzaro world.

Originally Posted by Milkman

(Same goes for other celebs that convert, or claim to convert to other religions as well.)

Indeed. I find Western "free Tibet" converts to Buddhism very annoying. Richard Gere... Say no more...

Hang this bastard (MJ). Period.

Originally Posted by Wallalai

Hang this bastard (MJ). Period.

I don't know a great deal about Jackson but the last case against him never should have gone to trial. The mother had a history of frivolous law suits and making claims of sexual abuse. The child also claimed to have been shown pornographic magazines that were yet to be printed at the time of the alledged assault.

But at the end of the day you still find yourself asking "why was he having young boys over to sleep at his house" ... His new God will be the final judge

Originally Posted by machangezi

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

The pope?

You mean God's rotweiller?

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by machangezi

Who the fuck wants Michael Jackson to be a Muslim?

The pope?

Doesn't he ask all his followers to kiss his ring?

Originally Posted by William

I'm here for the sex and the booze

I very much doubt that

Originally Posted by DrB0b

The pope?

Hahaha, good one, for once.

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

Micheal Jackson is broke. He has borrowed as much money as he can against his musical royalities. His Jewish lenders are not so amiable these days. His "Jew me screw me" lyrics don't help matters. He's moved to the Arab penisula where his new lenders can call on him to dance when the desire strikes them.

Originally Posted by attaboy

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

Micheal Jackson is broke. He has borrowed as much money as he can against his musical royalities. His Jewish lenders are not so amiable these days. His "Jew me screw me" lyrics don't help matters. He's moved to the Arab penisula where his new lenders can call on him to dance when the desire strikes them.

Doesn't he own half of the Beatles anthology? That will keep him in law suits and lads for life!

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Originally Posted by attaboy

Originally Posted by machangezi

Rumour has it that after rocket Ronnie embraced Islam back in 2003, Michael Jackson, the molester, is planning to embrace Islam in order to overcome his evil desires for young kids.

According to the TD Phds in Islamophobia, Islam has only brought shit to the world and according to the highest degree holder, here at TD, all Muslims must be culled.

So why are they converting to a religion that promotes hatered and whatever?

Micheal Jackson is broke. He has borrowed as much money as he can against his musical royalities. His Jewish lenders are not so amiable these days. His "Jew me screw me" lyrics don't help matters. He's moved to the Arab penisula where his new lenders can call on him to dance when the desire strikes them.

Doesn't he own half of the Beatles anthology? That will keep him in law suits and lads for life!

I don't know the details. I think he has pulled a similar scam as what the characters in Mel Brookes' The Producers did. He has borrowed from many different people offering the same item as collateral.

Originally Posted by machangezi

Originally Posted by in4zip

Originally Posted by obsidian

^^ i thought you were dead

me too, machababy!

Not machababy. Its baby obsidian.

Ol'lump o' *&#!t were've u faked off 2? new nick nob-si-dian is it now? 555 Where the fuk is ur new site? I'm getting old, will I ever see yer chef-d'œuvre b4 I expire? Anyway fora r so passé.

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