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    Hello

    Hi. I am planning a trip to Pattaya. I love beach holidays, I usually go to the Med in summer, but I'm planning a winter break this year.
    Pattaya sounds great. I love walking along the beach with the sun on my back, swimming in the sea and hiring out the Jetski's and stuff. I cant wait to do that in Pattaya.
    I have heard that the girls in the bars will sleep with you if you pay them 20 quid!! Wow, I'm really looking forward to that. My friend has told me all about it. He said the best ones are to be found along the beach road at night, I know to watch out for the ladyboys! He said the girls come from a place called Nissan in the north, and one will want to marry me and I can settle down there! Wow. I assume they make the Nissan cars there, and I drive a Nissan myself!! What a great way to break the ice.
    Maybe I will bump into some of you when I arrive!!
    Have a great day.

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    hi
    so which country do you usually go to on Mediterranean sea?

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    Alright sCamp mate

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    Somebody,s got stuck in a departure lounge somewhere with free wi-fi access ,,,,,,,,lets hope the new engine gets fitted to his plane soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bin searching Tramp
    He said the girls come from a place called Nissan in the north, and one will want to marry me
    Be carefull BST if she is older model she will have Datsun badge on her tail end,, you really have to play your cards carefully

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bin searching Tramp
    Maybe I will bump into some of you when I arrive!!
    Thanks for the warning ( sorry I missed that bit ) pangs of guilt about redding you now ,, albeit only slightly

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    Be carefull BST if she is older model she will have Datsun badge on her tail end,, you really have to play your cards carefully

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    Who needs an issan.

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