Thread: Gidday!

Ok. So the girls are going through the immigration wringer and getting settled into NZ; acquiring jewellery with gusto and producing the obligatory sprog to seal the deal.
Between the three of them they’re hustling enough allowance to rent a three bedroom house in town for the purpose of entertaining boyfriends. Taking turns at babysitting and devising procedures to keep the wool pulled firmly over their benefactor’s eyes. Which is surprisingly easy, but then these girls are adepts at extracting money from hardened sex tourists back home so these farm boys are lambs to the proverbial slaughter.

Having one third of their work force occupied with the kids is less then ideal though, so one of them manages to convince hubby that it’s a good idea to have “Yai” sent over to help with the kids upbringing. (aunt falang was getting shady so she can fuck off) Now the kid problems sorted they can get down to the business proper.
Most blokes are slowly learning the score and insist on a set price for a certain service. These guys never get turned away but the girls know the real money is in the long game, so there are some elaborate cons going on at times. Once their residence status is confirmed they may go through several husbands/boyfriends over the years but all good things must come to an end, so when things start to fall apart they simply take the kids on a holiday back home and are never heard from again. Of course their pockets aren’t empty. Buy now they own property in Thailand and are sitting on a serious nest egg.

Despite my sarcastic approach to the subject I don’t really hold much against the ladies in this tale, I know there just playin the hand they were dealt, the best way they know how. There’s nothing dumber than a man with a hard-on. A fact Thai women know only too well. You have to admire their pluck. As for the blokes? Well, we are all more than a little crazy at times, and perhaps that’s not such a bad thing. I take the view that the man who never made a mistake probably never learnt anything…and he certainly hasn’t lived!

welcome.

i like NZ. it's my ideal retirement destination.

Originally Posted by MeMock

I only got as far as tauranga

Not very patriotic of me eh MeMock? Hope no ones taking me too seriously. I was just in a playful mood. I blame Jet Gorgon!

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Originally Posted by SungTong

Originally Posted by MeMock

I only got as far as tauranga

Not very patriotic of me eh MeMock? Hope no ones taking me too seriously. I was just in a playful mood. I blame Jet Gorgon!

Careful!
Good story ST. Thank you. Altho it does sound familiar. My neighbour's a Flip. She's got a union negotiator job and thinks she's the queen. Then I met her first husband -- I'd say she was definitely mail order. And when her old friends come to visit, it sounds like a bar brawl. Her current huz is brain dead, too.
You must get out on the main board and play.

Originally Posted by SungTong

NZ woman don’t exactly rock your world to its foundations.(BTW you Brits have nothing to smile about.) Eveningwear round here consists of an old rugby jersey and ill fitting tracksuit pants.

That's why we all live in Thailand now. The only males left in Blighty are old gits like Propogator and a few Pakis.

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