3 farmers from <pick your region> were standing around discussing the best way to get pleasure from a sheep.

The 1st one says, "I like to take one up to the cliff and face it away, taking it from behind. It gets scared from the drop and pushes back - we get that back and forth going..."

The other two grunt and agree that this is indeed a fine way to get it on with sheep.

The 2nd guy pipes up and says, "I like to slide their back hooves down into my boots. Then it feels stuck, so it pulls and I push and we get some friction going on that way."

Again, the two others agree with this perverted method.

The 3rd guy then blurts out, "I like to flip em' over on their backs, hooves in the air and take em' missionary style."

The other two recoil in disgust and one of them shouts, "Why in the hell would you wanna' do that!?"

"Because," explains the 3rd guy, "that way you can kiss em."