Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
Heard at the recent G20 conference.

Vlad: "Hey, Barry, which bathroom are you going to use?"


Obama: "I can ride a bicycle."
Putin: "I wrestle a grisly bears."
Obama: "Security!"


Obama: "I have a pet poodle."
Putin: "I know, my leopard just ate it."


Putin: "No Obama, you can not triple jump the Queen with your pawn. "


They once named a street in Moscow after Vladimir Putin. They had to change the name because no one crosses Vladimir Putin.


Vladimir Putin will never have a heart attack. Nothing is foolish enough to attack him.


Some people think they can walk on water, Vladimir Putin swims through land.


Vladimir Putin doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.


Putin: "Did your daughter enjoy her, how you say, bud?"


During "the stare off contest between Putin and Obama", Putin blinked only once and slowly. He had "Negro" written neatly on each upper eyelid.


Putin: "Sorry about your teleprompter, Barack. My security guys thought it was a CIA monitoring device.
You can give your speech without it, right?"


Putin: "Do you have gold...because they don't take American Express".
Extremely lame and childish.
Why do you suck the Ruskies cock so hard?