2 birds got pissed in the pub & took a shortcut home thru' the cemetary . They both got caught short needing a piss so took 1 behind a couple of headstones . Neither having any bogroll , the 1st one used her knickers & the 2nd one used a wreath .
Next night 2 blokes in the pub havin' a chat ,
> " don't know what the fkn missus was up to last night but she rolled home pissed not wearing any knickers "

> you think that's bad , mine came home with a card shoved up har arse saying
" Thanks for the memories , all the lads from the fire station"