Thread: Quick Jokes

A man gets home from working a night shift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex.

He climbs under the bottom of the blanket; gently spreads her legs and licks her pussy 'til she quivers and cums all over his face.

He giggles, mops the juicy admixture from his chin; slips back out under the blanket and skulks off to the bathroom, chuckling to himself.

He opens the door, and sees his wife there shaving her legs.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?!", he yells...

"Shhh!!!", she replies... you'll wake your mother...!".

With hindsight I should have posted my Faceboook status as; "I have blown the head gasket on my 1997 Ford" rather than "I've just f*cked a 13 year old escort"
Still I don't get out much and a few hours at the police station made a nice change!