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stalker.Originally Posted by kingwilly
You are in the wrong country then, go to EU or the US, women there like to dress up like men....Originally Posted by sharon
I am taking it perfectly easy, thank you. Don't assume that just because I don't agree with something that I am rabid with disgust/hate/anger/add emotion here about it. Just stating my opinion, which I believe has the same amount (or lack) of validity as anyone else's here.
What scared your off ?? The diamond-ring thing or the fact that you would have to wear a ball and chain for eternity..Originally Posted by kingwilly
Why not? What's wrong with us lot? (please don't include CMN or KW or DD or me or SBF in "us")Originally Posted by sharon
DirtyDog
Can you expound on #77 for us? I recall a thread several years back...
^ we're not at #77 yet.
didn't see breasts mentioned once.
i got a poor memory - can someone tell me wot #77 was ?
outta use the quote function
Here you go, kingwilly.
Women have three accessible holes
oh, i'm sorry i asked
I feel like I'm stupid to reply your question now.
oops - sorry i didnt mean it like that.
it just sounded a bit crude thats all!
yeah yeah yeah... and women are evil too... so there
What a load of crap
^^^And sheep don't?Originally Posted by sharon
IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN ...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You could care less if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me."
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 18 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
^Agree to all of themm and there are some more advantages.
Trouble is they believe that sh!!t If they didn't have a pussy we would throw rocks at them. I say if it floats, flies or f££cks rent it.
They can bury a bone with out digging a hole
They can bleed for days and not die
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