Thread: 100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

2. We can get laid anytime we want
3. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
4. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
5. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
6. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
7. We can sleep our way to the top of the class
8. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
9. We can marry rich and then not have to work
10. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
11. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them
12. Men light our cigarettes for us
13. Men hold the door open for us
14. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
15. We're cuter
16. We lie better
17. We're better manipulators
18. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch
19. We always have food in the fridge
20. We don't worry about losing our hair
21. We always get to choose the movie
22. We dont have to mow the lawn
23. We dont have to take out the garbage
24. We dont have to paint the house or walls
25. PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men
26. Cosmopolitan
27. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
28. Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold
29. PMS is a legal defense for murder
30. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever
31. We can masturbate more in a day than men
32. 2 words- multi orgasmic
33. We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals
34. Sweat is sexy on us
35. We never run out of excuses
36. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
37. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too
38. We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
39. We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men fuck up so often
40. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
41. Women are cleaner
42. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)
43. We're better arguers
44. We dont always have to think with our genitals
45. Massage!!!!
46. We're better parents
47. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
48. There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men
49. We're flexible
50. When women get pissed we dont destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can
51. Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50
52. Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex
53. Men in uniform
54. There is no penis envy
55. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up
56. It generally takes us less to get drunk
57. We have a higher tolerance to pain
58. We often get to cut in line
59. Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT
60. Better tips
61. Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting
62. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
63. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!
64. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
65. We dont have excessive amounts of body hair
66. We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet
67. Men will pay us for sex
68. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile
69. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
70. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
71. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
72. Women sweat less
73. Women smell better
74. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all
75. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
76. Women dont get the humor in the three stooges
77. Women have three accessible holes
78. We don't get embarassed when buying tampons
79. We're better gossips
80. We have better fashion sense
81. We're better shoppers
82. We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
83. Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone
84. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
85. We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
86. We dont have to drive when on a date
87. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked
88. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line
89. Women know how fake it
90. Women look better naked
91. We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing
92. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short
93. Women do less time for violent crime
94. Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up
95. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"
97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
98. Women never have to see combat
99. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
100. Women are sexier
101. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

I am just a lesbian in a man's body good thing I don't have tits or I would never leave the house !!!!

Some items don't match with me though. Something like;

Originally Posted by sharon

# We always have food in the fridge

I'm very bad with this, most of the time no even water!

Originally Posted by sharon

We dont have to paint the house or walls

I did and quite enjoyed it.

Originally Posted by sharon

When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all

Ermm... not every time though.

Originally Posted by KID

I am just a lesbian in a man's body good thing I don't have tits or I would never leave the house !!!!

From the horse's own mouth!

^ I don't drink coffee.

Originally Posted by sharon

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

This used to be a great test for a candidate girlfriend. You unlocked her door and let her in. If she leans over and unlocks your door before you get to it she's a taker. If not then cut and run.

Unfortunately remote central locking has put an end to this handy screening technique.

Originally Posted by sharon

^ I don't drink coffee.

sorry it was for jettie not you!

Damn..

i best leave this thread alone otherwise i,ll get redded all the way back to thai visa and beyond!...

Originally Posted by sharon

Damn..

oooh, ok dont feel left out.


"hey Sharon, you sound a little moody this morning, did ya not get enough sex last night?"

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by sharon

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

This used to be a great test for a candidate girlfriend. You unlocked her door and let her in. If she leans over and unlocks your door before you get to it she's a taker. If not then cut and run.

Unfortunately remote central locking has put an end to this handy screening technique.

Giver and taker, u mean this ?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

^^ ouch, have ya not had yer morning coffee yet darlking? ya seem a little tense.

It's night-time here. I'm spreading the love around, Darlin', so I can pour some more Chateau Lafite for you.

That is the longest list of BS I have ever seen......You must be thankful the penis-adapter has been evented...

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by kingwilly

^^ ouch, have ya not had yer morning coffee yet darlking? ya seem a little tense.

It's night-time here. I'm spreading the love around, Darlin', so I can pour some more Chateau Lafite for you.

oops.

drinkin are we?

^ you bet.

hehe!

Sorry, Sharon. I'm with Jet. That sort of list makes women sound like a bunch of manipulative bimbos with penis-envy.

I don't find that stuff like that applies to me. I'm just me - take it or leave it.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

"hey Sharon, you sound a little moody this morning, did ya not get enough sex last night?"

Hehehehe... Actually for a week or two already. Still looking for a suit one who is worth and up for it.

^ I am I am !

^^
Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

^
ahh here's one of the camping crew now.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Sorry, Sharon. I'm with Jet. That sort of list makes women sound like a bunch of maipulative bimbos with penis-envy.

I don't find that stuff like that applies to me. I'm just me - take it or leave it.

The list is what I found accidentally on google while I was looking for a proof about "Women smell more than men" but I can't find one. So I just think it's funny. Take it easy, NR.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I am I am !

Aren't you about to get married ??