I said to the wife, I've got a problem.​
She replied "no we have a problem.
We are a couple, we're a unit"...
Your problem is my problem.
We are in this together."
"Over whelmed with relief,
I said.... "it's hardly worth mentioning now"
But she was insistent on knowing,
"What is the problem??....."
I then had to explain to her that,
" WE have got your sister pregnant!!!