Here's an idea!

A bald, white bearded man from Superior Lake in Minnesota, walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young chick at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special necklace for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and showed them a $3,000 necklace.
The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special than this one.”
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special room and brought another necklace over. “Here’s a wonderful necklace at only $30,000,” the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes shone and her whole body trembled with excitement. The bald old man seeing this said, “We’ll buy it.”
The jeweler asked “How will you pay for this necklace sir? ”
The old man responded, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the necklace up Monday afternoon.”
On Monday morning, the jeweler furiously phoned the old man and said, “There’s no money in that bank account.”
“I know,” said the old man. “But would you like to hear about my awesome weekend?”