Originally Posted by
harrybarracuda
A 50-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
When she saw God, she asked him, "Is my time up?"
God replied, "No, no, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck in anticipation
of her longer life.
She even had someone come in to change her hair color and brighten her teeth.
Because she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street when she left the building, she was struck and
killed by an ambulance.
Subsequently, in front of God in heaven, she demanded, "I thought you said
I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of
the ambulance?"
God replied: "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't recognize you."