After golfing one day, Donald Trump was returning to the Club House.
Some golfers headed out, stopped to ask him how his game went.
“Well it was the best game, the best” he lied “I hit perfectly, perfect game” “birdied, an eagle, 2 holes in one, amazing best terrific game” the lies continued.
“I shot 10 ‘huuuge’ strokes under par” and off he continued.
His Caddy stopped and told the group of men “To tell you the truth, Trump only hit 2 balls all day……….. and that’s when he stepped on a rake in the sand trap !”