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Quote Originally Posted by ltnt
Did you suck it through a straw?
Negative. I balled it up into a fist and put pay to the fucker with one large CHOMP!
Were the chompers in or out? More likely out as it slithers down better that way. How'd you get it in a ball all mushy as it were? Large piece of blue PVC used for a straw? Lots of suction required.

"Slippery as Snot," the number one seller at that pizza maker impersonator no doubt. "Slimy to the Limey," is number two best seller, and "Slip it to the Slap," is number three best seller. Eel pizza not on the menu, however Snotty Catfish and Scrubby Cat is. Favorite of MIL must be Issan petrified ma and meow penis pizza with sprinkles of rat scat?