Thread: Bent Over and Buggered in an Isaan Pizzeria

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Please post pictures of the lamb

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Please post pictures of the lamb

Originally Posted by Carrabow

It will end up being a pigmy water buffalo

It'll end up looking like an accordion by the time withnall's finished shafting it against the farm wall.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Please post pictures of the lamb

Originally Posted by Carrabow

It will end up being a pigmy water buffalo

It'll end up looking like an accordion by the time withnall's finished shafting it against the farm wall.

^^ one of your better lines, that can go into a short story...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

that can go into a short story...

A fable perhaps - The Potter and the Pizzeria.

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Carrabow

can you imagine what you would have gotten for a pizza?

The rest of their fare is pretty tasty.

Here's what I had the last time I was in there..

Nice fresh salad, with olive oil and balsamic vinegar for seasoning:

And a pizza:

If you couldn't see the crust one would have thought it to be an omelette, as usual they skimped on the tomatoe sauce.

You would ?? I was thinking more like something the dog had just thrown up. Looks bloody disgusting.

Originally Posted by Pumpui

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Carrabow

can you imagine what you would have gotten for a pizza?

The rest of their fare is pretty tasty.

Here's what I had the last time I was in there..

Nice fresh salad, with olive oil and balsamic vinegar for seasoning:

And a pizza:

If you couldn't see the crust one would have thought it to be an omelette, as usual they skimped on the tomatoe sauce.

You would ?? I was thinking more like something the dog had just thrown up. Looks bloody disgusting.

Looks like beer munchies also

Originally Posted by Carrabow

the cooks were eating your portion

Well that could have made up for the crap sausages

Originally Posted by ltnt

Big smile from the owner

Bet he had

I fear he'll tell you Porkies about Mutton in particular and you'll be getting goat if your lucky.
Rememebr you can always kid a kidder if he's already been in contact with The Leo the Witch and the Elephant

The Pizza sauce, or what THEY call Pizza sauce is nothing but sweet ketchup and tastes like shite. I have found one one place that actually uses Pizza sauce.
Thai's have no idea what Pepporoni is and the sausage is a friggin hotdog or maybe dog meat. In short, a Pizza prepared by a Thai SUCKS.

The pizza crust looks like plain pita bread .... yuk!

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Carrabow

can you imagine what you would have gotten for a pizza?

The rest of their fare is pretty tasty.

Here's what I had the last time I was in there..

Nice fresh salad, with olive oil and balsamic vinegar for seasoning:

And a pizza:

If you couldn't see the crust one would have thought it to be an omelette, as usual they skimped on the tomatoe sauce.

Salads a keeper, but the pizza looks like a Thai with the Hershey squirts dumped on it. Enough to gag a maggot. Photos of squirts in transition by BettyBoo. I hope. Perhaps some skimpy attire as well?

Can everyone please stop slagging my pizza off. It may look a touch pokey but it was facking scrumptious.

^Compared to a brace of rat on sticks it probably was.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Can everyone please stop slagging my pizza off. It may look a touch pokey but it was facking scrumptious.

Did you suck it through a straw?

Next time try a cooked one.

Originally Posted by ltnt

Did you suck it through a straw?

Negative. I balled it up into a fist and put pay to the fucker with one large CHOMP!

Heck, living out here in the Ubon sticks I'd kill for a local restaurant like that slappa. Well posh.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Can everyone please stop slagging my pizza off. It may look a touch pokey but it was facking scrumptious.

Sorry talking about your hot dogs.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by ltnt

Did you suck it through a straw?

Negative. I balled it up into a fist and put pay to the fucker with one large CHOMP!

Were the chompers in or out? More likely out as it slithers down better that way. How'd you get it in a ball all mushy as it were? Large piece of blue PVC used for a straw? Lots of suction required.

"Slippery as Snot," the number one seller at that pizza maker impersonator no doubt. "Slimy to the Limey," is number two best seller, and "Slip it to the Slap," is number three best seller. Eel pizza not on the menu, however Snotty Catfish and Scrubby Cat is. Favorite of MIL must be Issan petrified ma and meow penis pizza with sprinkles of rat scat?

Originally Posted by sabang

Well posh.

Free straws issued at the door, labeled "Sabang Suckers." Locals never use them.

Originally Posted by bbigman21

Once when on a visa run I visited a eatery cook was Malay but husband eurpean. Was talking with the husband. And mentioned I missed a good chili dog. He says we eat them all the time. I order two. I get two hotdogs with Thai chili's on them.
I should have know!

Please tell me you didn't actually expect a REAL chilidog.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

^Compared to a brace of rat on sticks it probably was.

Have you tasted a brace rat on a stick? YUK.

Originally Posted by Pumpui

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Carrabow

can you imagine what you would have gotten for a pizza?

The rest of their fare is pretty tasty.

Here's what I had the last time I was in there..

Nice fresh salad, with olive oil and balsamic vinegar for seasoning:

And a pizza:

If you couldn't see the crust one would have thought it to be an omelette, as usual they skimped on the tomatoe sauce.

You would ?? I was thinking more like something the dog had just thrown up. Looks bloody disgusting.

I agree.