The Fish Thread

**Retro** · 05-10-2013, 08:52 AM

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

"To sleep: perchance two bream:"

Martin LK

"I had a Bream"

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 09:10 AM

Bream, Bream, Bream, all I have to do is Bream

**Thormaturge** · 05-10-2013, 09:24 AM

Roy Orbison

In Breams

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 09:41 AM

Dream about catfish? all is revealed

Cat Fish Dreams: Dream Dictionary & Dream Interpretation

**Boon Mee** · 05-10-2013, 01:00 PM

You know, not all dolphins just rape all the time. US Navy dolphins help clean up seabed off of Croatian resort town

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 01:02 PM

Poor Boon

he really thinks Dolphins are fish

**Boon Mee** · 05-10-2013, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Poor Boon

he really thinks Dolphins are fish

That didn't take long. Was betting with myself "how long 'till Andy pops in with the dolphins ain't fish" thing.

You never disappoint!

**WilliamBlake** · 05-10-2013, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

I feel inspired. "To sleep: perchance two bream:"

"Some are born hake, some achieve hake fish, and some have hake fish thrust upon them."

W. Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Poor Boon

he really thinks Dolphins are fish

That didn't take long. Was betting with myself "how long 'till Andy pops in with the dolphins ain't fish" thing.

You never disappoint!

You never tell the truth

you just made that up to hide your shame

you just lost your plaice

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 01:34 PM

know your plaice

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 01:39 PM

My dream is of a plaice and time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth

Abe Lincoln

**WilliamBlake** · 05-10-2013, 03:19 PM

A fisherman is experiencing pain in his arm whenever he casts his rod and goes to see the doctor.

Doc says, "So, you like fishing. What do you usually catch?"

"Eels mostly. Sometimes carp."

"Strange combination. Where do you fish?"

"At the river, down by the train tunnel..."

Doc looks thoughtful and says, "Hmmm...."

The man is getting nervous now and says, "What is it, Doc?"

Doc says, "Looks like carp-eel tunnel syndrome."

(I'll get me coat...)

**DrAndy** · 05-10-2013, 03:45 PM

there is a stupid jokes forum

this is the serious fish thread

**WilliamBlake** · 05-10-2013, 04:19 PM

I know. I posted just for the halibut.

**misskit** · 05-10-2013, 05:04 PM

Oh my cod, this thread is getting silly.

**Boon Mee** · 05-10-2013, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by misskit

Oh my cod, this thread is getting silly.

Your "Cod"

Only men used to wear cod (pieces)

**Troy** · 05-10-2013, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by misskit

Oh my cod, this thread is getting silly.

Bless my sole, it must be time for another clown fish....

**misskit** · 05-10-2013, 05:51 PM

**Thormaturge** · 05-10-2013, 06:23 PM

**Thormaturge** · 05-10-2013, 10:08 PM

**Troy** · 05-10-2013, 10:52 PM

I bought a new steamer....perfect for fish....

**misskit** · 06-10-2013, 02:49 PM

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**misskit** · 06-10-2013, 02:52 PM

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