Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[Lostandfound]

Whoever said Germans don’t have a sense of humour?

[nidhogg]

^^^the pie of opportunity, the dynamite of unintended consequences and the inverted bird...and goodness two more. What am i missing?

[stroller]

A brain or a sense of humour?

[nidhogg]

A brain or a sense of humour?

You really should stop commenting on posts that you do not understand.

Now, is there not a public toilet you should be hanging out in druggie? The next fix needs earning, so on your knees bitch.

[crackerjack101]

[Lostandfound]

[happynz]

[kmart]

*snigger*

[kmart]

Honesty is the best policy.

[Headworx]

[Maanaam]

Believe me, even a 10 minute wank results in loss of skin.

[tomcat]

even a 10 minute wank results in loss of skin

...I admire your enthusiasm...

[Maanaam]

I bet you do.

[snakeeyes]

[uncle junior]

Believe me, even a 10 minute wank results in loss of skin.

think ur doin it wrong

[cyrille]

Maybe it's the handcuffs?

[Maanaam]

think ur doin it wrong

Calloused hands, not some namby pamby soft baby's skin hands

[NamPikToot]

Believe me, even a 10 minute wank results in loss of skin.

Does your wife not wonder where the skin has gone or has the marriage passed the intimate stage?

[tomcat]

Does your wife not wonder where the skin has gone

...close inspections are probably avoided...

[Maanaam]

Does your wife not wonder where the skin has gone or has the marriage passed the intimate stage?

Two telling and false assumptions. Projections, no doubt.
Did it not occur to you that there was a time in my life when I was not married?

[Luigi]

Calloused hands

[VocalNeal]

Callas hands

[jabir]

[NamPikToot]

Did it not occur to you that there was a time in my life when I was not married?

I know they marry young on the Islands so you mean 12?

[jabir]

...or skid marks on a stunt scene for how many takes it took...or tyre tracks in the road in old westerns...