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Whoever said Germans don’t have a sense of humour?
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Whoever said Germans don’t have a sense of humour?
^^^the pie of opportunity, the dynamite of unintended consequences and the inverted bird...and goodness two more. What am i missing?
A brain or a sense of humour?
You really should stop commenting on posts that you do not understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
Now, is there not a public toilet you should be hanging out in druggie? The next fix needs earning, so on your knees bitch.
Honesty is the best policy.
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Believe me, even a 10 minute wank results in loss of skin.
...I admire your enthusiasm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
I bet you do.
think ur doin it wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
Maybe it's the handcuffs?
Calloused hands, not some namby pamby soft baby's skin hands :)Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle junior
Does your wife not wonder where the skin has gone or has the marriage passed the intimate stage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
...close inspections are probably avoided...Quote:
Originally Posted by NamPikToot
Two telling and false assumptions. Projections, no doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamPikToot
Did it not occur to you that there was a time in my life when I was not married?
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Originally Posted by Maanaam
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Originally Posted by Maanaam
I know they marry young on the Islands so you mean 12?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
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...or skid marks on a stunt scene for how many takes it took...or tyre tracks in the road in old westerns...