It looks a little Chitty-esque, that Christmas dinner, if you don't mind me saying so mate.
What's that dolloped at the back of the plate?

Is there a Teakdoor swordsman of the year poll, where I can vote for you or someone of a similar strike rate, like Cyrille.
I bet she had hairy armpits anyway and Panama Hat's Parisian sense of fun.


And buy yourself a fucking tank top or something.