My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Saint Willy]

, though pubs, bars, karaoke parlors and similar establishments must still remain closed,

[Saint Willy]

Your Personal Jesus Sandals.

[Dillinger]

Lolitas opens at 09:00, maybe a cup of coffee there first to ease back into gen-pop

Yeah Then knocking on the door of Demonia and a little stroll round to the Bier Garden where he'll fit in with those sandals

I reckon he's been told to empty himself before coming back and shaming the family name in front of the gossiping gardener again

[Edmond]

Lovely Noi was at Nana Soi 4
When a big lad rolled through the door
His shirt had blue stripes
She cleaned out his pipes
10 gallons was spat on the floor.

[Edmond]

Not long to go now Mendy. Su Su

[armstrong]

Bad news on the beer front. They have decided to keep the alcohol ban for BKK. The Old English on Thong Lor does a fry up and a cracking cool, fizzy cup of tea though.

[Stumpy]

To complete this visual disaster, their legs will be as white as snow and the socks will be black

Yes and in some cases when they are really on their game they wear god awful pink or teal colored bermuda shorts to go with fashionable sandals.

Those are two words you won't see together very often.

Its actually 3 words according to Mendy he said "Proper Fashionable Sandals".

[Saint Willy]

Yes and in some cases when they are really on their game they wear god awful pink or teal colored bermuda shorts to go with fashionable sandals.

or Cargo pants in army disrupitve pattern.

[Mendip]

Bad news on the beer front. They have decided to keep the alcohol ban for BKK. The Old English on Thong Lor does a fry up and a cracking cool, fizzy cup of tea though.

Noooo... I had it all worked out.

Thanks for the heads up... The Old English is only a taxi ride away.

I love a cup of tea.

But sorry, that Green is rescinded Armstrong!

[cyrille]

Wow, so Aussies are tacitly conceding that the lack of dental hygiene and cleanliness jabs belong to yesteryear.

Now they're just kidding themselves that Brits are more likely to wear cargo/bermuda shorts and sandals than any other nationality on earth.

[Saint Willy]

Wow, so Aussies are tacitly conceding that the lack of dental hygiene and cleanliness jabs belong to yesteryear.

That's a ranicd piece of bait you've dropped thtere

[Mendip]

Lovely Noi was at Nana Soi 4
When a big lad rolled through the door
His shirt had blue stripes
She cleaned out his pipes
10 gallons was spat on the floor.

At least it rhymes I guess. Not much else going for it.


And I despair of the rest of you fukkers.

I'm not wearing socks (although I've been ridiculed for wearing socks these last few months), I'm not wearing pink camouflage cargo pants and I'm not wearing any other weird stuff.

A short-sleeved summer shirt, a pair of lightweight jeans and a pair of expensive modern sandals. And they're not Jesus boots. I mean WTF is wrong with that? They're just ventilated shoes, FFS. What am I supposed to wear... my offshore safety boots?

WTF do you people wear on your feet in the hot weather?

Maybe it's just that I'm one of the youngest on here?

And I'm not going to blow job bars either. I just wanted some nice food and a couple of pints of cider.

Get a grip guys.

[cyrille]

At least it rhymes I guess. Not much else going for it.

It's taken him two months.

It's...an improvement, I guess.

[David48atTD]

Just watch out and make sure you get a freelancer sneaking in joining you at the table!!!!

FTFY

[lom]

At least it rhymes I guess.

it does but with a flow like staccato

[aging one]

a cracking cool, fizzy cup of tea though.

Is that code?

[Stumpy]

Now they are modern sandals. That's a bit more understandable than Proper.

I will say for me I wear ASICS tennis shoes or my Van's with shorts or jeans. But I grew up a west coast California surfer and Van's or Cons were basic attire. When we hung at the beach and at parties we wear Flip Flops as they go with anything. Those Jesus slippers actually look like they are for the old guy.

I am currently at Central Lampang wearing my O'Neil shorts and a T shirt and ASICS no socks.

[cyrille]

I am currently at Central Lampang wearing my O'Neil shorts and a T shirt and ASICS no socks.

Now I'll admit, a Brit would never post that.

Well, not a heterosexual one, anyway.

[Mendip]

^ Exactly Cyrille...

I mean JP, is it fancy dress?

I had to Google 'ASICS'... so you're wearing trainers then?

I've got trainers in the bag, but I'm not going to the gym. I'm going out socialising in the big city mate.

[armstrong]

I've got about 5 t shirts all the same design just slightly different colours that I rotate.

[Iceman123]

I've got about 5 t shirts all the same design just slightly different colours that I rotate

How very interesting, perhaps next you could regale us with a summary of your collection of used bus tickets.

[Headworx]

And I'm not going to blow job bars either.

Yeah nobody ever believes me when I say I'll be in Bangkok for a few nights but not going near them either

[ootai]

Mendip here's what I wear AND call sandals, not "proper" sandals, not "fashionable" sandals, not "closed" toe sandals just ordinary every day sandals.
Main issue I have here in Thailand is that they don't usually have my size in Tesco for some reason they only get in up to size 44 (fuckin Americans size 44 indeed) while doesn't the world have one size so there is no confusion?

And Armstrong before you carry on like you did in post #2383 about JPPR2's ankles yes that is a vein running over my ankle same as JPPR2's.

[aging one]

they don't usually have my size in Tesco for some reason they only get in up to size 44 (fuckin Americans size 44 indeed) while doesn't the world have one size so there is no confusion?

there is no size 44 in America if there was your feet would be a meter long..

[ootai]

there is no size 44 in America if there was your feet would be a meter long..

Yes you are right the 44 is the European size in US sizes I am never sure whether to get an 11 or 12.
I stuffed up, sorry!!!!