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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    To be honest I only want to do one a day now, to keep me going for the next few weeks. But bollox to that, I can just do people twice now I'm in the groove.

    This one I did without any help from my young daughter...



    A seductive but very unkempt Marilyn Monroe accidentally confirms that she's a genuine blonde!

    Haha, hiliarious. love the melons and the grey hair, although I'm now a mix of brown with blonde highlights. The look on the dog's face is precious! The heels.. I think I have a pair like that. Glad you didn't show the wife, she may divorce you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Thanks Barty! I was pleased with this one!

    ... and I hope no offense taken OhOh.

    I try and sit down with my daughter first to explain the joke, and then we set it up. I kept her away from the KW and Marylin Monroe ones for obvious reasons, but then she saw the pictures on my phone anyway. She just said, 'so the monkey and Dan are doing the same as Vigo and Anna do' (the dogs who live out the back). I think sometimes I need to give an eight year-old kid more credit, although I want her to stay young and innocent for as long as possible of course.

    Explaining conspiracy theories to her was a challenge... but she enjoyed making Dan's hat!

    She has also become head of the continuity department... yes, this is getting out of hand - but I've a feeling we're gonna be cooped up at home for a while longer yet and it does pass the time. The pic I wanted to use for OhOh is below... but then I noticed the roll of foil on the ground, which I thought spoiled it slightly. The daughter got a good beating for letting that slip through!

    Your dog is seriusly trained well to keep all these costumes on! Teletubbies..bahahahaha.

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    ^ Nah... she's just very placid and very old now... nearly 14.


    Anyway...


    Bogon denies that he's become a bit pedantic about finding the perfect 'golden brown' for his pies.


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    OK... so I admit I have a problem.

    I can't help feeling that I should be spending my time in isolation more constructively.... but I wake up thinking about the next scene for Dan, my hour in the gym is spent thinking about ideas for different posters, and when I go to bed I think about it again. It's taking over.

    My big worry is that with time these will start to become offensive and let's be honest, there is a lot more time yet to go... My wife frequently tells me I become offensive with boredom and cheap whiskey... and I now have both in abundance!

    I'm very aware of my newbie status, but after a couple of Ya Dongs it may happen, I may cross the line. Apologies in advance as I'm just gonna keep going.

    I'm very excited about tomorrow's 'Terry57', and I just hate that I'm excited about it. After only two weeks!

    And there could be months to go...

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    keep up the good work

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    ^ keep going mate, you are doing fine. Looking forward to terry tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I hope no offense taken OhOh.
    You honour me with the, "entertain the youngsters", theme. At my age it's something I always endeavour to achieve.

    Thank you, as many have said, this tread will be shared as an example of entertainment for us and a memory for your family.

    "生活是我们创造的部分,部分是由我们选择的朋友创造的东西。

    "Life is part of what we create, and part of what is created by our chosen friends."

    (Chinese Proverb)


    Your alternate is how I feel many times, Frustrated, but trying to think of another way to explain the topic being discussed to "TD's class clowns".
    Last edited by OhOh; 03-04-2020 at 07:50 PM.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    HermantheGerman came round tonight to practice his stand-up routine.

    He wanted to dispel that German stereotype.

    Last edited by Mendip; 04-04-2020 at 07:14 AM.

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    Can someone please explain how I can give a "likee" or "smilee" on TD. I owe at least a dozen lol's to Mendip.

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    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper View Post
    Can someone please explain how I can give a "likee" or "smilee" on TD. I owe at least a dozen lol's to Mendip.
    There is no Like button here but you can give Repo (add to their 'Reputation'). Click on the star below the member's post.



    Then click on: Add to Reputation


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    ^ What Nev said but remember to use Wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.

    Ignorant c u n t works well too.

    And usually fits any given situation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the response.
    There's no "star" on my screen.

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    Admin Nev will be along to aisle 4 shortly.

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    Can't remember for sure but you may have to a certain amount of posts before you can dish out repo.

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    Thanks. I thought it might be something like that, but it hasn't stopped me from making a complete dick of myself.

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    Here's one for you to keep.

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    You can't repo yer sen..just sayin

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    Terry57 'self isolates' in the outback.

    Last edited by Mendip; 04-04-2020 at 10:48 AM.

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    ^Is that a green pair of budgie smugglers under there?

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    ^ I had to raid the wife's underwear draw again... it was as close as I could get!

    To be honest Dan struggles with tight underwear as her tail gets in the way.

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    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless ones.


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