You're very welcome PAG!

You have in fact been the most difficult to date. My daughter had to comb out my Santa Clause wig and then tie the hair back with elastic bands. Dan wasn't comfortable with this thing on her head and kept shaking it off... so I stuck it on with duct tape. That gave me the idea for the wig gag... sorry...

The shoes have no grip and kept slipping on the table, so I had to duct tape them down as well to stop Dan sliding forward and lying down. That just didn't look right while waiting in an immigration queue.