Lazy git, you've only cycled 3/4 of the island of Britain. Didn't even think to include Northern Ireland, did ya? A proper cyclist would be cycling the length of the British Empire. Well, except the bits were you'd have to swim, like from the fawklands.
Anyway, unless you were ringing that bicycle bell like a deranged madman all day I fail to see how your mouse button clicking finger is too tired to post a few piccies.