Daily Moan

[kingwilly]

Something screwery going on here

[BLD]

I'd like to have a moan about this page jumping back and forth when im mid moan . It's fucking annoying

[NamPikToot]

^ Was that comment really necessary?

That's my moan... unnecessary comments.

my moan is Mendip moaning about me, at least i think he is.

[BLD]

I'm sure he will get over it and cheer up on his next passport run

[hallelujah]

Yep. That's the answer. Done the same thing in Lao once. Fell out of the bathtub / shower cracked ribs. Fucking painful
But entirely self inflicted

Top man, BLD.

You're definitely captaining my TD pisscans 5 a side team.

Just finished work for the day and am now back in the pub. Not a moan.

But I sneezed before and it hurt like fuck. Agony. That's a moan.

[hallelujah]

my moan is Mendip moaning about me, at least i think he is.

I think it was aimed at me for talking about Maya's sore botty

[Mendip]

^^ You're good NPT.

I was moaning about Hal and his constant dog sex innuendos.

[hallelujah]

^^ You're good NPT.

I was moaning about Hal and his constant dog sex innuendos.

You're doing me an injustice there.

They're not constant at all. Sometimes I joke about your cooking or clothes. Or your feet. Or your local yokel roots.

I'm a man who likes to vary his banter.



And anyway, I like dogs.

Btw, did I ever tell you about the lad at our school who was apparently caught giving his dog a wank?

His nickname, unsurprisingly, from that day became dogwank.

On his last day he had it scrawled all over his shirt.

That's a tough one to explain to your mum when 50 of your schoolmates have written dogwank all over your uniform.

[Mendip]

^ No, you never told me about that.

At least I only sleep with female dogs.

[hallelujah]

^ No, you never told me about that.

At least I only sleep with female dogs.

And to be fair to Maya, she is a bit of a looker.



Right, that's enough TD for today. I'll get me coat.

[hallelujah]

I only came out for some rice and milk and I'm 2 pints in now thinking about making it a proper session.

Is that a moan?

[Mendip]

^ No, but it's a moan for everyone else!

Right, that's enough TD for today. I'll get me coat.

I dared to believe...

[Edmond]

did I ever tell you about the lad at our school who was apparently caught giving his dog a wank?

His nickname, unsurprisingly, from that day became dogwank.

On his last day he had it scrawled all over his shirt.

That's a tough one to explain to your mum when 50 of your schoolmates have written dogwank all over your uniform.

Reminds me of the female scientist that was tasked with TEFLing a dolphin, and ended up regularly wanking him off.

In the 1960s, researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt participated in a NASA-funded experiment in St. Thomas to teach dolphins human language. She lived in isolation with a male dolphin named Peter. When Peter became sexually active and distracted during lessons, Lovatt manually relieved him to calm him down and keep him focused on training.




Whether she's from Bristol or not, I'm not sure.

[Mendip]

^ No, she's not.

There was a more recent case of a bloke interfering with a dolphin in the Humber estuary, but I doubt Hal can swim so he's off the hook.

Isn't Betty from over that way somewhere?

[NamPikToot]

Whether she's from Bristol or not, I'm not sure.

more like Rusholme

[hallelujah]

Reminds me of the female scientist that was tasked with TEFLing a dolphin, and ended up regularly wanking him off.

In the 1960s, researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt participated in a NASA-funded experiment in St. Thomas to teach dolphins human language. She lived in isolation with a male dolphin named Peter. When Peter became sexually active and distracted during lessons, Lovatt manually relieved him to calm him down and keep him focused on training.




Whether she's from Bristol or not, I'm not sure.

I bet she gives (gave?) the best wank in the world.

But one of my mate's mums was called Margaret and nicknamed Grotbags.

I'd probably have more chance of rising to the occasion thinking of Mendy in his undercrackers.

[Mendip]

^ Freak

[hallelujah]