Daily Moan

[klong toey]

I've snapped the bathroom light cord. It is now permanently on.


Which is a shame.

Be positive you now have a cord some good old self flagelation should be administered as punishment for your sin.

[VocalNeal]

If buying an electric drill for use by migrant/peasant stock labourers, never buy a reversing one!

[nora tittoff]

If buying an electric drill for use by migrant/peasant stock labourers, never buy a reversing one!

[Storekeeper]

Don't have anything to moan about just need to look busy so this moron in the office won't come over to my cubicle and start talking about his daggum video games again. Can only respond with "Uh-huh" so many times before I'm going to friggin' explode on this goofball.

[Kurgen]

been on the piss for 3 days. The wife hates me and I'm starting to sober up......watch this space.

[somtamslap]

been on the piss for 3 days.

yet you can still see to type. Poor form. Drink more.

[NZdick1983]

^ Perhaps he means, drinking his own piss?

(just kidding, Kurgen mate)..

I'm sure your wife doesn't hate you bro. Buy her some flowers, or cook her a nice meal...

[VocalNeal]

I know it is my fault but FFS

Ball valve in the workshop toilet is broken. Wife says she will go to hardware shop to buy one. Mistake #1

I go downstairs the whole toilet cistern is on the floor

It has a push button action on it longitudinally down the tank. They have fitted a handle on that is designed for the front of the tank. So it won't turn but they didn't seem to notice when they fitted it!

When I stopped them they were in the process of replacing the flush valve which worked fine.

So with the push button now installed they are working on refitting the ball valve assembly, which by the way is about 2 inches too short

..and I always wondered why many Thai toilets with running water in the room don't have a cistern?

[NZdick1983]

my moan of the day...

[Bettyboo]

Don't have anything to moan about just need to look busy so this moron in the office won't come over to my cubicle and start talking about his daggum video games again. Can only respond with "Uh-huh" so many times before I'm going to friggin' explode on this goofball.

Show him my guitar thread - he'll never bother you again...

[Davis Knowlton]

Don't have anything to moan about just need to look busy so this moron in the office won't come over to my cubicle and start talking about his daggum video games again. Can only respond with "Uh-huh" so many times before I'm going to friggin' explode on this goofball.

There is little more irritating. I have never played a computer video game in my life, nor will I. Mind-numbing crap. Yet my son persists in coming in to tell me all about his latest video conquest. Bores me to tears. I suck it up for as long as I can, but if it was a grown man as in your case, I'd simply tell him to fuck off and go grow a brain.

[thaimeme]

[beerlaodrinker]

been on the piss for 3 days. The wife hates me and I'm starting to sober up......watch this space.

Hows that working out for ya? My missus doesn't drink much but foolishly tried to keep up with me on the weekend, she had the hangover from hell yesterday, I told her it's not as easy as it looks is it, feeling totally vindicated now. Might get on the piss

[panama hat]

I told her it's not as easy as it looks

I have found a new legend!

[Pragmatic]

My missus just asked me 'where is South America?' I said 'South of North America'. She asks 'okay, where's North America?' My head hurts.

[klong toey]

Fecking headache, gone down to Gert's Amphoe due to our son being 20 years old got to register for army, or some kind of government duties.?. I don't know what rules or requirements are involved in this.
Anyway Gert split up with his dad 18 years ago so has had no contact since then, he got married and about 10 years ago his wife called Gert to tell her he had died.
Because we have no information about him
i.e passport or id card details our son is unable to work for the Thai government, so today we with drew his registration details.
Guess it's a blessing in disquise.

[Pragmatic]

Strange that KT. One registers at the age of 17 with selection being taken at age 21. If your son has no Thai ID then he's not Thai. Just my thoughts.

[klong toey]

He is signing late our son has Thai id it's his father details they wanted. But after 18 year's Gert has no information about him hence a problem.

[jamescollister]

Tomorrow we are supposed to be heading out to Savanhket to renew my multi O spouse.
So time to get the paper work sorted, originals, copies and photo's, my ways is keep folder of all the originals, not the Thai way.
If you need something take it out, do what you have to do, then put the original under the car seat or in a sock draw, on top of the cupboard.

Well after tearing the house apart, find one of the kids birth certificates is missing, Australian vaccination book missing, but get the visa stuff together.
Say to the wife, all I need is your ID card now, reply I haven't see that for along time.
WTF, long story short, she left it on the table in the Amphor office weeks ago and forgot.
Now I have to drive to town to get it back, we could have drive 100s of km, for nothing.

[NZdick1983]

^ Drive carefully, James.

I had the impression you were English mate, not Aussie..

(not that I have anything against Aussies)...

*Except Terry, of course ;-)

[Dillinger]

^ Drive carefully, James.

[panama hat]

I had the impression you were English mate, not Aussie..

He's from Birmingham, emigrated to Oz


Moan?

The wife and kids are still away on their annual cruise and the maid is off today due to the Divali/Deepavali public holiday.

Oh, and it's raining buckets

[Pragmatic]

He's from Birmingham, emigrated to Oz

I can understand why.

[toddaniels]

Tomorrow we are supposed to be heading out to Savanhket to renew my multi O spouse.

I take it you're NOT getting a yearly extension of stay at your local immigration office, just going and applying for a NEW (as in another) year-long multi-entry Non-Immigrant Type-O visa based on marriage to a thai national at the thai consulate in Savannakhet, right? That's the one where you border bounce every 90 days..

You don't need ANY of the kid's stuff seeing as you're applying for that visa based on marriage to a thai. The thai consulate doesn't care if you have kids or not.

Just a suggestion; you might wanna actually make a copy of your wife's thai i/d card once you get it back and put it in that magical file you've got..

[panama hat]

He's from Birmingham, emigrated to Oz

I can understand why.

You can understand why he's from Birmingham? Yea, me too.

Speaking of which . . . I used to have to attend an IT trade show in Birmingham every year at the NEC.

What a hole.

Worse - - - easily the most annoying accent in the UK