Daily Moan

[Molle]

Woke up to find my finger had turned purple, I've not banged it and am at a loss for an explanation.

she had the crabs

[Pragmatic]

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• Fluid retention: When you sleep, your circulation slows down, which can cause fluid to build up in your fingers. [COLOR=var(--rrJJUc)]
  

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[COLOR=var(--m3c11)]To reduce swelling in your fingers, you can try:

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[COLOR=var(--m3c11)]Swollen fingers can be harmless and resolve on their own, but they can also be a sign of a more serious medical condition. If these methods don't help, you should consider speaking with a healthcare professional.

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[DrWilly]

It’s a wanking injury

[BLD]

If you were in Australia I would say you have either been bitten by a king brown snake, bitten by a funnel Web or redback spider, stung by a scorpion or centipede bit by a blue ringed octopus. Etc etc
.

[DrWilly]

And probably gonna die.

[Joe 90]

Yeah there's some dangerous critters down under, probably the most dangerous country in the world!

No joy with an appointment, had to send the General Practitioners a picture and have to wait for up to 72 hours for a reply!

Gave up trying to book an appointment on the phone, 18 in the queue.
Walked in instead.

Could have sepsis and need antibiotics.

Starmers Britain


I bet Two Tier Kier doesn't have to wait for an appointment..

[baldrick]

Starmers Britain

I am surprised you can remember that far back with your finger in that condition

[cyrille]

He's just reeling off troll clichés at random at this stage.

The idiot's even getting pictures of 'his' breakfast from posts on fakebook.

[Joe 90]

^

Doesn't take much for Ciz to come out of the woodwork.

Dr. Singh is a very nice chap and has just concluded his video call with me and prescribed me antibiotics.



Britain's not broken afterall.

[Mendip]

It’s a wanking injury

It's like no wanking injury I've ever seen.

I would imagine.

[Joe 90]

It's like no wanking injury I've ever seen.

We need to consult Reg Dingle on this subject of his expertise!

[DrWilly]

That bait took a little while, but it finally caught someone. Might have known Bendy Mendy would’ve bitten.

[david44]

I had high hopes for a temporay gig as French PM, up for grabs soon I'm fluent in French, Beur, BS Bollox Basque and almost Engrish and available for 3 banquets per day.

Alas it is not to be me as patronage wins again

Chevallier Docteur Guillame Xavier Rhesus-Toper de Luska et Srtine , croix de gorllia et barbecue with bloke leaf clusters has been mooted as the preferred pick.

Sauces close to the crux say the real clincher aside form his deep pool of talent is his experience in caretaker positions.

[DrWilly]

[Reg Dingle]

It's like no wanking injury I've ever seen.

I would imagine.

We need to consult Reg Dingle

I'm no proctogologist, but I'll have a damn good look at it for you, buddy.

Looks like someone's been trying to find the male 'p' spot, internally.
That stain on the finger could well be the elusive ' rasperry chocolate milk'
Maybe use a glove next time bro

Everything You Need to Know About the ‘Male G-Spot’

How do I find it?
You can reach it in two ways: internally and externally. Both ways can feel ahh-mazing, so it comes down to your comfort level (or your partner’s).

Internally
If you want to get up close and personal, the anus provides the most direct way. It’s located about 2 inches inside the rectum. That’s about first-knuckle deep if you have average-length fingers.

Set the mood
The prostate is a part best played with when a person is relaxed and fully aroused. Some ideas for setting the mood:

a hot bath or shower
sensual massage

Go to town
Ready to get in there, find that magic spot, and send them to another place with your mad skills? Once your partner is sufficiently relaxed and you’re both ready, take things slowly by externally massaging their prostate.

To do this:

Use the tips of your index and middle fingers to rub, stroke, or press the perineum.
Experiment with different sensations by trying different pressures and speeds to find what they like best.
Use your other hand to pleasure other parts of their body, like stroking their penis or gently squeezing their balls.
Encourage them to tell you what feels good and what they want more or less of.
When they’re ready for more:

Apply lube to your finger(s) and slowly — like a snail’s pace slow — insert your finger into their anus an inch or two in, and start moving your finger in an upward motion toward the front of their body.
Gently feel around to locate the prostate. It feels like a rounded bulb of tissue, similar to the tip of your nose.
Once you locate it, move your finger in a “come here” motion over and over against the prostate.
Again, ask them what feels good and how they want to be touched: Faster? Slower? More pressure?
If you’re both up for it, simultaneously stroking or sucking them off can really kick the pleasure up a notch or 10.

Wait, does agreeing to rimming mean you’re agreeing to anal?
Nope. Rimming can be enjoyed as a standalone act or used as foreplay to any other sexual activity that you’re up for.

You don’t need to have anal if you don’t want to.

But if you do, talk to your partner before making moves in bed. It’s important to get consent every step of the way.

got milk?
FYI — massaging the prostate can sometimes cause the release of a milky fluid. This is why stimulating the prostate is sometimes referred to as milking.

If you see milk, keep going, because orgasm is on the horizon.

[Edmond]

Dr. Singh is a very nice chap and has just concluded his video call with me and prescribed me antibiotics.

Britain's not broken afterall.

Could have mentioned and I'd have had the local motobike taxi lads pick some up and mail them over.

[BLD]

I had high hopes for a temporay gig as French PM, up for grabs soon I'm fluent in French, Beur, BS Bollox Basque and almost Engrish and available for 3 banquets per day.

Alas it is not to be me as patronage wins again

Chevallier Docteur Guillame Xavier Rhesus-Toper de Luska et Srtine , croix de gorllia et barbecue with bloke leaf clusters has been mooted as the preferred pick.

Sauces close to the crux say the real clincher aside form his deep pool of talent is his experience in caretaker positions.

what an enigmatic charachter you are David. So many forums are lucky to have you.

[Edmond]

Got up.

Looked in the miz.

First ever grey eyebrow hair. :/

[david44]

Got up.

Looked in the miz.

First ever grey eyebrow hair. :/

how sad that's tiz the entropy,the flop of teenage chicks right through the night?

[Mendip]

^^ Give it another decade and you won't be able to focus on anything close up, so problem gone.

[cyrille]

Such a tempting array.

Where to start?

[Molle]

Such a tempting array.

Where to start?

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[baldrick]

If you’re both up for it, simultaneously stroking or sucking them off can really kick the pleasure up a notch or 10.

Daily Moan

I imagine it was a little bit muffled with your mouth full of cock

[Edmond]

An odd, and oddly accepted, recurring sense of doom, and that one won't see the end of 2025.


Oh well.

[BLD]

Adious (spelling?) Odious?